Crash, bang, wallop .....

http://ruiner.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/howclose.mpg

 

Why are you posting this in a bike group?


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Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

I suggest you post this to a car related newsgroup.

 

Blimey, I've been gined.

Off to bed...

 

**** you - I beat you by a minute, you ginger gingery thing.


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Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

Sorry, will do, I just thought that some bikers would find it of interest.

 

I'm on GMT, so I posted it an hour before you.

 

There are plenty of other more exciting SMIDSY threads in UKRM. Far
too many.

 

errr Nick, you're not helping yourself.


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Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

<weak, feminine> I'm tired and emotional. </w,f>

 

I've been around for years, dear.

I feel your pain.

I was just having a gander at Think's website and I've found a bike
related one. It was on late at night and was quite long, but is
rather upbeat:

<http://www.thinkroadsafety.gov.uk/campaigns/motorcycles/download/perfectday.mpg>

 

Stop being such a tart and sort out those clocks

 

Lozzo had an excellent idea earlier on. It was so obvious that it
didn't occur to me. Why not just swap the odometer from my existing
clocks into the new ones?

It seems too simple. I have a feeling that if I pull the odometer out
then some spring will ping off and it'll all go back to zero as some
kind of anti-tamper device.

 

Fetch the fekin things up here and I'll sort them then
txt me for address etc unless you are working tomoz

 

BGN said...

I meant to change the whole speedo mechanism, not just the odo, you
terminal fuckwit. Don't get involved with stripping the speedo itself
down, swop it as a unit.

 

Oooh, Leavesden!

 

I'm sure you have.

 

Why such an arrogant response as a matter of interest? I've noticed you
do that a fair bit.

 

Ahh. I'll see if it's swappable later on.

 

Perhaps it's because I'm a terrible and arrogant person? Perhaps it's
because I'm fed up of having the same conversation over and over
again? Perhaps it's because Bear's bate is getting so old that it
stinks? Perhaps it's something else that I haven't noticed.