Courier work is it worth it.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by RR, Feb 15, 2005.

  1. RR

    SteveH Guest

    'you knows it, clart'
     
    SteveH, Feb 16, 2005
    #41
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  2. You're not called Wicked Uncle Nigel for nothing, eh? What a brilliant
    idea!

    <evil cackling laughter>
     
    Whinging Courier, Feb 16, 2005
    #42
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  3. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember (SteveH)
    saying something like:
    Kawasakums.

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Feb 16, 2005
    #43
  4. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Whinging Courier
    You're welcome. BTW, should you find yourself up on a "grooming" charge,
    you ain't seen me, roight?


    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 16, 2005
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    mups Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
    Is there a god of "falling off in strange and unusual ways".

    As an aside an old mate of mine has just sent me a newspaper clipping of
    my first car crash. By **** I bounced well in those days...
     
    mups, Feb 16, 2005
    #45
  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, mups
    It would be rude and inconsiderate of you not to scan that in and bung
    it on a website. And I know you're not a rude and inconsiderate person.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 16, 2005
    #46
  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Grimly Curmudgeon
    <G>

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 16, 2005
    #47
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    Lozzo Guest

    mups says...
    Two of mine hit the local papers. Police wondered how an old shaped
    telephone box had the whole of one side smashed in with parts hacksawed
    out of the window struts, and how trail bike tyre marks had got on the
    inside of the glass opposite. It took my dad and my mate 20 minutes to
    cut my KE100 out of there with a hacksaw. I suffered a broken collar
    bone and multiple lacerations.

    Three months later they printed a picture of the same KE100 wedged in
    the front doorway of a town centre pub after I had my big one. The
    editorial said I was still in a critical condition, which was a bit of
    an understatement tbh.

    I don't bounce well, not even when I was younger.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 16, 2005
    #48
  9. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, mups
    This just gets better.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 16, 2005
    #49
  10. Hubba Hubba!

    They're not what I'd call good quality shots; webcam jobs, but it's been
    enough to spark the imagination[1] The best one is so small you can
    hardly see it. Maybe I'm just desperate and anything with a pair of tits
    looks good atm. Anyway, she's gone now.

    [1] And spank the monkey.
     
    Whinging Courier, Feb 16, 2005
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    mups Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
    When/if I CBA to get the scanner working again I will. But I can feel
    the wrath of the Datsun 240Z owners club upon me as I post.
     
    mups, Feb 16, 2005
    #51
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    Lozzo Guest

    mups says...
    I didn't need to, I was already shitfaced. I'd been on the piss all
    afternoon and evening.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 16, 2005
    #52
  13. I doubt it. From what my mate tells me, I don't think she'd be long term
    material; in fact she sounds like a fruitcake, but hey, that's only what
    my mate says and I'm quite happy to live in denial for a few weeks at
    least.
     
    Whinging Courier, Feb 16, 2005
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    mups Guest

    Lozzo says...
    Heh, I managed to demolish an 'executive' bus shelter with the 'Z'.
    Surprisingly it cost the same as a 250LC[1].
    You didn't make last orders?
    The older I get the less I bounce.

    [1] 1031UKP
     
    mups, Feb 16, 2005
    #54
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    mups Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
    There was 4 of us in the car at the time and Mark who was sat in the
    'boot' lived to regret the words "go for it, you can get past"
     
    mups, Feb 16, 2005
    #55
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    platypus Guest

    You are become Bear, The Shagger of Madwomen...
     
    platypus, Feb 16, 2005
    #56
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    Muck Guest

    I am, if it's all right to be very s-l-o-w. :)
     
    Muck, Feb 16, 2005
    #57
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    Steve Parry Guest

    Lozzo fumbled, fiddled and fingered:
    what 17? ;)

    --
    Steve Parry
    K100RS SE & F650
    and a 520i SE Touring for comfort

    (not forgetting the SK90PY)

    http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk
     
    Steve Parry, Feb 16, 2005
    #58
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    Lozzo Guest

    Steve Parry says...
    I am inside
     
    Lozzo, Feb 16, 2005
    #59
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    dwb Guest

    6 months surely?
     
    dwb, Feb 16, 2005
    #60
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