Could we all use this excuse?

Was I speeding officer? I was only going for a "take away".

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_
id=418255&in_page_id=1770

 

Eeeh, the lying, twisting bastid. I'm amazed that the District Judge
accepted his "explanation".

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

<shakes hand in meaningful manner>

"Not guilty!".

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I love this paragraph:

"The officer said he heard about the emergency after ordering his meal
by phone, but later aborted attempts to get there and continued with his
original plan to pick up his sweet and sour pork."

 

Will you please roll that trouser-leg back down - I'm trying to eat my
lunch.

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And they wonder why the public have no respect for Plod. Feh.

Ali

 

Without answering the 'shout', being despatched there or even telling
a senior officer he was going there. Radio silence, obviously.

Sweet and sour porky pies, it seems to me.

 

Looks like the Pitcairn defence to me >

 

Well he was "disarming in his honesty", so the Judge was honour bound to,
wasn't he?


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The court transcript would be excellent if used in a sketch for the
"Policeman's Ball", apart from the fact that you couldn't make it up, so
it's unbelievable.


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And do the recordings of the radio messages tie in with the time he was
doing his thing. Or did no-one tihnk to find out?

Par for the course then.


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