Convince me - the sequel.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Salad Dodger, Oct 27, 2004.

  1. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    I shouldn't, should I?

    http://www.mblinnovations.com/ho_max.html

    Even if I could afford to.
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    Salad Dodger, Oct 27, 2004
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  3. Salad Dodger

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
    IRTA .../hom_max.html

    Still makes less than the BlingMobile.

    Ya pussy.

    Mined Ewe, it's got a nology, so that might be worth it.

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
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    Nigel Eaton, Oct 27, 2004
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  4. steve auvache, Oct 27, 2004
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  5. Champ wrote
    So that is your definitive answer on my Enfield Bullet question then?
    It makes a lot of sense when you put it like that.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 28, 2004
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  6. Salad Dodger

    Ginge Guest

    Ginge, Oct 28, 2004
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  7. Salad Dodger

    platypus Guest

    Let's see. You've got a 1500cc flat six making about 80bhp - a relatively
    mild state of tune. New heads, new cams, new ignition, new exhaust
    manifolds, and it's struggling to make 95bhp?

    Wow. Impressed.

    Not only that, but the torque doesn't start until 600rpm later than stock.
    This will make it a lot less relaxed in traffic, won't it?

    You're looking at spending a fifth of the price of a new 1800, for less
    performance than the 1800.

    Still hyped?
     
    platypus, Oct 28, 2004
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  8. Salad Dodger

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Maybe the kitted motor won't tickover below 2K?..
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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Oct 28, 2004
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  9. Salad Dodger

    Pip Guest

    Anna tractor, mister - anna tractor.
     
    Pip, Oct 28, 2004
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  10. Salad Dodger

    platypus Guest

    Dodger's bike is prolly worth £6K tops. It's not going to make £9K just
    because it's been hot-rodded. The 1500 was mildly tuned, but made huge
    low-end torque, which is exactly what you need in an enormously heavy
    tourer. If this kit upped the torque by 10% across the board, I'd be
    impressed. It would make a huge difference to driveability. Trick heads
    don't really mean Jack Shit on an engine that produces its peak power at
    5000rpm. None of the power would be accessible unless you thrashed it, and
    you'd be thrashing it everywhere in order to feel the difference and
    convince yourself you hadn't wasted your money. And you'd probably be
    getting 20mpg.

    I just don't think this is worth the money. At some point, Dodger is going
    to take the head staggers and sign himself up for a GL1800, and that's what
    the money should be earmarked for.
     
    platypus, Oct 28, 2004
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  11. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    I wasn't being deadly serious - I was actually searching to see if any
    deranged septic lunatics did super/turbo charger kits for it.[1]
    If you think I'm gonna part with the old beast after all the time,
    effort, money[2] and blood[3] I'll have expended when it's finished,
    you've another think coming, Sonny Jim.

    This 1500 has at least another 70,000 miles to do in my stewardship
    before it can start thinking of a new owner.

    [1] Again, not very seriously.
    [2] I have a pile of receipts here, that I'm too scared to add up.
    [3] Clumsy oaf that I am.
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    Salad Dodger, Oct 28, 2004
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  12. Salad Dodger

    platypus Guest

    I've been studying ebay - don't get excited, just considering my options...
    Yep. Sure. Absolutely.
    Oh shit, famous last words. I'd hold off from large expenditures on it for
    a couple of months IIWY.

    Anyway, if somebody came up and offered you a straight swap for a shiny new
    1800...?
     
    platypus, Oct 28, 2004
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  13. Salad Dodger

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    How can you possibly describe swapping two GlodWings as "straight"?

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Oct 28, 2004
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  14. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    There's a "nice" Valk on there, atm. Only £8k. =8-0
    I feckin hope there's nowt left to spend money on.
    Nah. They're rubbish.

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    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Oct 28, 2004
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  15. Salad Dodger

    platypus Guest

    The Interstate? Yep, nice. I quite like the other one with the beetle
    bags, although I'd repaint it in plain black all over.
    <nods>
     
    platypus, Oct 28, 2004
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  16. Salad Dodger

    JC Guest

    At 1.84 to the pound it'll never be cheaper.

    I'll handle the shipping and handling if they won't do international.
     
    JC, Oct 28, 2004
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  17. I don't see the point, really. I'd have thought a decent tuner in the UK
    could extract another dozen brake just with some intake and exhaust
    mods.

    Is your Wing injected or carbed? If injected, somebody must offer a
    replacement chip, surely?

    And anyway, if you buy this, who's going to fit it, Mr.
    Take-Two-Days-To-Change-A-Silencer?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 28, 2004
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  18. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    I don't see the point, really. I'd have thought a decent tuner in the UK
    could extract another dozen brake just with some intake and exhaust
    mods.[/QUOTE]

    Well, quite. Obviously designed for Wingers who've bought everything
    else they could find.
    Carbed. 2 of the most complicated carbs ever fitted to an internal
    combustion engine, but carb, none the less.
    Ooh, then nerve!

    To be fair, it does take the best part of a day to *find* the
    silencers.
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    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Oct 28, 2004
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  19. Salad Dodger

    platypus Guest

    Just roll the thing over on its side on a nold mattress.
     
    platypus, Oct 28, 2004
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