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Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by redshad, Feb 27, 2006.

  1. redshad

    redshad Guest

    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
    Suddenly
    a man knocks on the window.
    The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
    "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson,
    and Al
    Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
    Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on
    fire. We
    are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
    The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
    "About a gallon"
     
    redshad, Feb 27, 2006
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  2. redshad

    Gary Walker Guest

    I know the punch line is coming, and I even know what it's going to be. But
    damn if it's not still as funny now as the first time - LOL

    Foreigner - "Feel Like The First Time"

    Gary
     
    Gary Walker, Feb 27, 2006
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