[QUOTE] and of course there remains the possibility that it was not a real policeman on a bike at all but one of those sad fuckers who get a hard on by impersonating the thin blue line.[/QUOTE] Yeah, those fuckers. Could certainly have been. Oi, original poster: the bloke who pulled you over and took your keys...did he drop them on the ground and ask you to bend down and pick them up whilst he was masturbating in his (second-hand off eBay) police leather trousers? And did he ask if you wanted to see his puppies? Ged