Conflict Resolotion 101 - Rebels style

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Diogenes, Feb 22, 2009.

  1. Diogenes

    Diogenes Guest

    The "modern" army must be fucked if they let fuckwits like you join...

    God help Australia...


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    Onya bike

    Gerry
     
    Diogenes, Feb 24, 2009
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  2. Diogenes

    atec 77 Guest

    Oh I c

    no more rational comment huh big guy?
    foot tired yet ?
     
    atec 77, Feb 24, 2009
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  3. Diogenes

    atec 77 Guest

    :)
     
    atec 77, Feb 24, 2009
  4. Diogenes

    atec 77 Guest

    not getting much spin off you atm


    that pink helmut appears kinda shiny
    what's that I hear ?

    whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
     
    atec 77, Feb 24, 2009
  5. Diogenes

    Toosmoky Guest

    After you...
     
    Toosmoky, Feb 24, 2009
  6. Diogenes

    Toosmoky Guest

    You were a trailblazer, G. Ahead of your time...
     
    Toosmoky, Feb 24, 2009
  7. Diogenes

    GB Guest

    Why then is it obligatory?



    GB
     
    GB, Feb 24, 2009
  8. Diogenes

    Diogenes Guest

    [stoops down to douggie's level]
    Gee... I wonder why they say "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit."

    Obviously you have invested a lot of time and energy rising to the
    dizzy heights of Outlaws' groupie. A Harley-dreaming wannabe...
    Inexplicably, this fails to impress me, Douggie... Must be a
    character flaw of mine. I have a few...

    For a while, in the "old" army, I was an instructor at 1RTB (where
    they trained recruits). We'd get toadies trying to snuggle up to the
    stand-over types all the time (symbiosis). These wannabes always ended
    up having identity crises once we took down their role models. It was
    an interesting phenomenon to observe. Very character-building for the
    toadies...

    The stand-over types usually went AWOL after they discovered that
    their game was up. I guess they drifted into the outlaw gang scene
    and eventually became Sergeants At Arms... Fucking wow...

    Of course, no system is perfect, and occasionally a _clever_
    stand-over type snuck through the weeding-out process
    and eventually managed to get promoted, Invariably they were the
    bullying type of "leader". In Vietnam, these guys often got
    "fragged". Those that got away, probably left the army and drifted
    into the outlaw gang scene where they would be fast-traced to became
    Sergeants At Arms... Fucking wow...

    Are you getting any of this yet, my little cucaracha?

    I'll leave you with this little number:


    Enjoy..


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    Onya bike

    Gerry
     
    Diogenes, Feb 24, 2009
  9. Diogenes

    Diogenes Guest

    No... After you... I insist...

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    Onya bike

    Gerry
     
    Diogenes, Feb 24, 2009
  10. It must be, it's actually Banrock Station. :)
     
    Andrew McKenna, Feb 24, 2009
  11. Diogenes

    Diogenes Guest

    Look, when you're drinking cheap red, you don't waste a lot of time
    reading the cardboard box, ok? Gimme a break...

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    Onya bike

    Gerry
     
    Diogenes, Feb 24, 2009
  12. Diogenes

    CrazyCam Guest

    George W Frost wrote:

    Pink helmets are OK, but if he'd better not stray into the realms of
    fluoro pink motorcycles or I'd have to go up the hill and sort him out.
    ;-)

    regards,
    CrazyCam
     
    CrazyCam, Feb 24, 2009
  13. Diogenes

    G-S Guest

    At least it wasn't called "Gerry and his purple helmet" :)


    G-S
     
    G-S, Feb 24, 2009
  14. Diogenes

    Nigel Allen Guest

    Banrock Station is so NOT cheap red! :)

    Nigel (who's been flat broke before)
     
    Nigel Allen, Feb 24, 2009
  15. Diogenes

    Diogenes Guest

    I wish I'd thought of that... :)

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    Onya bike

    Gerry
     
    Diogenes, Feb 24, 2009
  16. Diogenes

    G-S Guest

    Yes they are good and even me (with my lack of skills) and with my
    rather pedestrian Winchester 1200XTR vent-rib 26" I could fire as fast
    as my mates semi-auto.

    I still think there was a lack of consistency (lever action ok/pump not
    ok) if it was being assessed by type of feed (which they claimed initially).

    And there was a lack of consistency if it was being assessed by rate of
    fire (lever action 30.30 vs pump shotty).

    And there was definitely a lack of transparency, no one in the gumbiment
    seriously talked to anyone except the 'ban all guns' lobby during the
    whole 'process'.

    It was all about the gumbiment being seen to be doing something, even if
    (as they knew) it wouldn't accomplish anything useful.


    G-S
     
    G-S, Feb 24, 2009
  17. Diogenes

    G-S Guest

    I noticed the eye deteriation when I went shooting with some old mates a
    couple of years ago.

    Oh well... I was never more than an adequate shot anyway :) [1]


    G-S

    [1] It would be more annoying if one was truly good.
     
    G-S, Feb 24, 2009
  18. Diogenes

    Diogenes Guest

    REG:
    What?

    STAN:
    I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me
    'Loretta'.

    REG:
    What?!

    LORETTA:
    It's my right as a man.

    JUDITH:
    Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?

    LORETTA:
    I want to have babies.

    REG:
    You want to have babies?!

    LORETTA:
    It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.

    REG:
    But... you can't have babies.

    LORETTA:
    Don't you oppress me.

    REG:
    I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the
    foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!

    LORETTA:
    [crying]

    JUDITH:
    Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't
    actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not
    even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.

    FRANCIS:
    Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to
    have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.

    REG:
    What's the point?

    FRANCIS:
    What?

    REG:
    What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he
    can't have babies?!

    FRANCIS:
    It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.

    REG:
    Symbolic of his struggle against reality.
    [trumpets]
    [clap clap clap]

    GUARD:
    Get out there.

    BORIS:
    It's, um--

    GUARD:
    Get out there.

    BORIS:
    It's dangerous out there. Ah ah. Ah! Oh.
    [clap clap clap]
    [clank]
    Ooh.

    CROWD:
    Aaah. Ohh...

    SPECTATOR:
    What a load of rubbish.

    BRIAN:
    Larks' tongues. Otters' noses. Ocelot spleens.

    REG:
    Got any nuts?

    BRIAN:
    I haven't got any nuts. Sorry. I've got wrens' livers, badgers'
    spleens--

    REG:
    No, no, no.

    BRIAN:
    Otters' noses?

    REG:
    I don't want any of that Roman rubbish.

    JUDITH:
    Why don't you sell proper food?

    BRIAN:
    Proper food?

    REG:
    Yeah, not those rich imperialist tit-bits.

    BRIAN:
    Well, don't blame me. I didn't ask to sell this stuff.

    REG:
    All right. Bag of otters' noses, then.

    FRANCIS:
    Make it two.

    REG:
    Two.

    FRANCIS:
    Thanks, Reg.

    BRIAN:
    Are you the Judean People's Front?

    REG:
    **** off!

    BRIAN:
    What?

    REG:
    Judean People's Front. We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean
    People's Front. Cawk.

    FRANCIS:
    Wankers.

    BRIAN:
    Can I... join your group?

    REG:
    No. Piss off.

    BRIAN:
    I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the
    Romans as much as anybody.

    PEOPLE'S FRONT OF JUDEA:
    Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.

    REG:
    Schtum.

    JUDITH:
    Are you sure?

    BRIAN:
    Oh, dead sure. I hate the Romans already.

    REG:
    Listen. If you really wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to
    really hate the Romans.

    BRIAN:
    I do!

    REG:
    Oh, yeah? How much?

    BRIAN:
    A lot!

    REG:
    Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the
    Romans are the fucking Judean People's Front.

    P.F.J.:
    Yeah...

    JUDITH:
    Splitters.

    P.F.J.:
    Splitters...

    FRANCIS:
    And the Judean Popular People's Front.

    P.F.J.:
    Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

    LORETTA:
    And the People's Front of Judea.

    P.F.J.:
    Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

    REG:
    What?

    LORETTA:
    The People's Front of Judea. Splitters.

    REG:
    We're the People's Front of Judea!

    LORETTA:
    Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.

    REG:
    People's Front! C-huh.

    FRANCIS:
    Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?

    REG:
    He's over there.

    P.F.J.:
    Splitter!


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    Onya bike

    Gerry
     
    Diogenes, Feb 24, 2009
  19. Diogenes

    Diogenes Guest

    It's all relative, Nigel...

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    Onya bike

    Gerry
     
    Diogenes, Feb 24, 2009
  20. Diogenes

    theo Guest

    If Johno joins them it will be Gerry and the Pacemakers.

    Theo
     
    theo, Feb 24, 2009
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