Concrete revisited

"itchy and scratchy"

the tighter the pants, the better, I've found.

the worst thing about mine was the swab nurse being this fantastically
fit asian chick - surreal to have someone like that - in a nurses
uniform, natch - asking you to shift up a bit so she can wipe a cold
gauze-onna-stick thing round your bunghole and nads.

 

Unfrotunably, I shall be totally immersed in a percussive maintenance
session on the Wing.

No, I'm not. I'm a ****.
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|_\_____/_| ..73063../..16589.../..3180./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^'

 

Jesus Creeping Shit. Why can nobody but me find a competent nut-cutter?

Dr Doron Boone, NHS, Bristol.

http://www.specialistinfo.com/gpget.php?ftype=dn&name=BOO

Cost: zilcharoonie.
Pain: ditto.
Stitches: ditto.

No shaving, no dodgy hospital gowns, no scary nurses. Trousers down, onto
the bench, dab of antiseptic, half-inch slit, tubes hooked out and lasered,
slit pinched shut. About five minutes, comedy monologue throughout. I
don't recall any anaesthetic, but there might have been something dabbed on.
The pinching shut bit was done with what looked like the surgical equivalent
of pointy pliers, and was 100% effective.

As I have mentioned previously, I did about 70 miles on the bike that
afternoon. This isn't because I'm some sort of hero - it simply didn't
hurt.

 

I would imagine there might be a bit of added flavour during the brown spunk
phase. Nobody round here knows what spunk tastes like, though.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, sweller

I really, *really* hope not...

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

I'm going in for the female version in a couple of weeks. this is due
to my bloke being to much of a complete wuss to have it done himself.

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Adie
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UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/

Triumph 955iSS / GSF1200 bandit (pending) / GSF600 bandit (for sale) / CG125
MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11

 

It's the only way to be sure.More balls than Bonwick

 

Bottle of Scotch and two bricks. Job done.

 

*snort*

*chuckle*

you're probably right too.

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Adie
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Triumph 955iSS / GSF1200 bandit (pending) / GSF600 bandit (for sale) / CG125
MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11

 

Wuss. Surely it's obvious to anyone with half a brain that she should hook
up with someone who's already been done?

 

I reckon Adie should craftily alter Bonners' sig to something like "A bigger
wuss than Champ". I mean, **** sake, even darsy's had it done.

 

platypus says...

 

That was the advice I received. Beleive it or not I ended up having to wear
a pair of my son's. and he was about 6 then.

Hmm, I remember the docs eyebrows going up when he saw my hairless
genitalia, and he said "this'll be a new experience for you, neat alcohol on
freshly shaved gonads".

Whilst he was right, "new" wasn't quite the appropriate description for the
searing pain that followed.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's current bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)
M'boys NEW bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Dan L says...

My daughter still has two 2-strokes, RM125 and an RD125 twin.

 

Champ wrote:

Heh, "swarming" is a good description, if they all inherit their old man's
enthusiasm for 2 strokes.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's current bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)
M'boys NEW bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Nice one.

Mined ewe I am hardly one to criticise
<looks at manky TS50 and pristine NSR125 [1] in garage>

[1] He is 17 on Friday, god help us.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's current bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)
M'boys NEW bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Innit good, that a post that starts off talking about concrete,
develops into a thread about family planning.

Only on ukrm...

 

It's brilliant, innit?

Naah, it's them big vibrating pokers.

 

Cab says...