Communal Christmas Pressie

Folk from all over the Far East have started to congregate for the Great
Unwrapping on Christmas Day

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42255000/jpg/_42255928_hajj_203_ap.jpg

 

New Far Eastern XBox rival still requires some fine tuning on the
miniaturisation front.

 

Thousands puzzled by apparent lack of door at public convenience.

 

Crowds gather to see the first eviction from the Big Mullah House.

 

Giant prize attracts record number of entrants to tea towel wearing
contest.

 

As Islamic Fundamentalism grows many buildings take to wearing the veil.

 

Primates' minds manipulated by giant black monolith.

 

<snigger> I was thinking of that one as well, but I couldn't think of a
suitably erudite exposition. Well done that man!

 

Cane says...

We had a muslim woman in full veil come to the door at the weekend, so I
spoke to her through the letterbox to see how she fucking liked it.

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
GSF600SW (broked)
'I do not object to people looking at their watches when I am speaking.
But I strongly object when they start shaking them to make certain they
are still going.' William Norman Birkett, 1st Baron Birkett, Oct 1960.

 

Her on the other sofa says "<laughter> you can't say that <laughter>".

I'm still giggling like a schoolboy.


--
Dnc

B12, ZZR11
A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport
MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

DoetNietComputeren says...

You can say anything you like, this is the internet, it's not real.

I can imagine.

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
GSF600SW (broked)
'I do not object to people looking at their watches when I am speaking.
But I strongly object when they start shaking them to make certain they
are still going.' William Norman Birkett, 1st Baron Birkett, Oct 1960.

 

LOL

--
Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 75 TS 156 TS S2
Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

"Lego men wonder how on earth to open a big box of chocolates."

 

best yet - well done.

 

The CIA begin to wonder if Damien Hirst was the best choice of designer
for their new Stealth Infiltration Vehicle.

--
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
Off-Road Classifieds

'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog

"Is it me, Achmed, or does it say 'OMG! LOL! 306M! ROTFLMTO[1]' at the
top?"

[1] Roll On The Floor Laughing My Turban Off

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Hog tossed off:

"in an effort to make amends for recent comments regarding the wearing
of veils, the Pope made a surprise visit to the Hajj this week, in his
new, heavy duty pope-mobile"

--
Dan L

1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11