Comedy or tragedy?

I had occasion to witness an event the other night which had me in
tears. As I was driving along one of Carlisle's main thoroughfares in
the evening, two of the town's plague of scooterboys were playing
silly buggers with the traffic - weaving in and out, tailgating,
revving hard at red lights (on a 50cc two-stroke - not impressive)
etc.

As I said to my gf "that'll end in tears", one of them decided to turn
left. However, as he didn't bother indicating, the other one didn't
know this, and tried to pass his mate up the inside (not a euphemism).
The inevitable happened, and both scooters were suddenly on their
sides, with a loud crunch and other such sounds of tortured plastic.
Both riders appeared to be unharmed; at least, they both got up again.
I left them and drove on, laughing so much I could barely see.

Was I wrong to do so?

 

I suppose you never rode a 50cc of any description when you were 16? I
don't have a problem with laughing at someone riding like a twat but
you come across as being nothing short of a full blooded ****.Put on
your reflective jacket and **** off to wherever it is that you ride so
sensibly.

 

Yes! what you should of done was drove over both the little chavey cunts
and so ridding your town of 2 fucking little tossers who do nowt but piss
people off!

 

Rob wrote

Miserable sod.

We have got them buzzing round here thicker than flies. Scoots, nearly
bikes, the lot of them all out making a racket and having fun. Fucking
good luck to them.

 

Obviously

What the ****** were you doing in Carlisle of an evening? Jesus.
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Excuse me, but I'm having a ball riding a 50cc two-stroke - almost
exclusively on one wheel, usually going round and round in small
circles, though

360 wheelies rock!

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Fair enough, but you are unlikely to (as I described) sit at traffic
lights, pinning the throttle to the stop, annoying all and sundry with
the cacophonous whine of a tiny engine screaming its piston out for
nothing. Mechanical sympathy was somewhat lacking.

 

Living there.

HTH.

 

Undoubtedly.
Stop. Point. Laugh.
Point and laugh some more.
Resume journey when eyes have stopped watering.

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That depends on how much of a delay you could bear!

 

Only 'cos I broke off the reg plate - circles at traffic lights would be
ultra-cool

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**** off ****, we have enough problems with the plod pulling us for **** all
with out little cunts like this making hassle for us? some of us have the
sense to **** about where we cant be seen! but then its wankers like you who
get us riding silent fucking mopeds while wearing full dayglo body armour!
but then youd enjoy that wouldnt you wank stain!
theres a time and a place to act a ****, yours is on here i see!

 

and what the **** would you know about bikes you ride a fucking 600 bandit!
one step up from a fucking moped!

 

"living the biker lifestyle"

Twat

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it's life Jim, but not as we know it...

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Yes of course. Now **** off and crash somewhere quiet rather than
slagging off kids for doing what kids have always done on small bikes.

 

and when ya riding on nowt but a fucking moped cos little cunts have
bollocksed it up for everyone im sure youll be happy then?
you reasoning makes you all the bigger **** than them!

 

Rob says...

The little cunts on scooters are no worse than the little cunts on
fizzies we had in the late 70s, of which I am proud to say I was one.
We've still got bikes on the road today, we'll still have bikes on the
road in 100 years time.

Now **** off you tedious ****.

 

The only thing that'll force a change in maximum power limits is the
big bikes, not poxy little mopeds. They might legislate against 16
year olds by making training tighter and giving kids a one strike and
banned rule but that's all. Unless you're actually 16 at the moment
(which I suspect you might be) then you'll have no problems.