Come on then, own up.

Anyone here got a criminal record, that they didn't know they had?


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Shower of utter fuckwits. I sincerely hope that legal action is allowed.

I was thinking the Govt might at least offer some of them Civil Service
posts if they're still unemployed, but whether that would work or not, I
don't know.

 

Dunno. There's bound to be somebody out there who is a bad person and is
called Smith that I could be confused with. In fact, on a likelihood due to
similar names basis, I should probably expect to be shot down in the street
any day now.

We're hardly going to be able to afford ID cards with all these new nukes
we're slinging up.

 

Unfortunately not. I think.

According to the Daily Mail which, I admniot, may not be entirely
accurate on this matter, the Home Office says: "It's the police's fault"
and the police say "It's the Home Office's fault".

All I know is that if there are are no-win no-fee defamation lawyers out
there, they're probably rubbing their hands.

 

How would we know? Can I phone up the CRB and ask whether I'm on the list?

 

I think this goes back to something we were discussing earlier. You can
only cut back, out source and "marketize" certain things, certain
amounts. I suspect we may have found the Civil Service's limit.

 

I agree 100%.

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yep , when I reapplied for my FAC last march they had me flagged up as a
child sex offender , a trip down queens rd nick in brum soughed it out
though

Boy were they sheepish , they blamed the fact that they had three separate
systems in operation and operator error .

( I had been a witness to another incident in the same road on the same
ay )

Should have seen swmbo face when the plod 'revealed' the crime .

 

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been made the other way to come to light.

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Absolutely.

And I've discovered you *can* see if you've a criminal record or not,
on payment of a £34 fee. Didn't know that.

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:

Now that is a *bloody* good point. Only I imagine it'll be rather
harder to find people who'll pop up and say: "My GBH conviction has
disappeared!" than it is to find people who say: "I've got a GBH
conviction that isn't mine!".

 

The two basic identifiers that have been used by the police for a
century or more are full name and DoB. Damn few Grimly Curmudgeons were
born on the 12th of April 1892, for example. Quite how the CRB managed
to issue the wrong records to potential employers is inexplicable;
unless they were doing it on a 'ah well, it might be him/her' basis. If
that's the case, my categorising them as utter fuckwits is mild indeed,
given the devastating effect is has on those wrongly identified as
having a CR.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, belched forth and ejected the following:

But surely you'd know if you had a criminal record or not?

 

Unless you'd been given one by mistake you mean?



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DoetNietComputeren wrote

"Here, have a criminal record"

"Yebbut It's not mine and I don't want it"

"Look mate this is not the fucking NHS, you can't go abroad and get one
there, this is the Home Office and we know what is best for you, you
fucking take what you are given and fucking like it."

"Yebbut, yebbut I want my one."

"Your one? It's always fucking me, me, me with you fucking so called
citizens innit eh? Well this is *your* criminal record sonny as it has
*your* fucking name on it so if I were you I would take it and quietly
go away before the is an 'accidental data corruption'. Know what I
mean?"

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, steve auvache belched forth and ejected the
following:

LOL

 

It'll be OK when we have ID cards ... they're infallible

 

Absolutely.

And I've discovered you *can* see if you've a criminal record or not,
on payment of a £34 fee. Didn't know that.[/QUOTE]

Lemme guess, a combination of the Freedom Of Information Act, and the
Data Protection Act?

 

I found one by Boyzone the other day.

 

Is this your 'coming out' post?

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