Come on, England !!!

Quite happy to show you my accounts...

 

My hat off to you, that had me in tears.

 

Aye up everyone, Les is a racist.

 

Have you ever been near a school? Believe me, I'm tame.

 

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I found it quite funny that he was questioning my intelligence when he
posts with all the grammatical skill of a five year old.

 

I suspected as much

 

You're reporting him to his ISP for posting "I like that..."?

Perhaps I'll report you to your ISP for failing to snip his sig from
your quoted copy of his post. Or for not knowing the difference
between a "site" and a "newsgroup", and especially for not knowing
what "cross-posting" is.

 

Doesn't this return us to the view that drivers deciding that driving
at 30mph in a 60mph limit (when conditions would allow 60+) are
nothing short of cunts and pulling a shed behind their car makes them
bigger cunts?

 

If slowing down could have caused an accident then surely he was
driving too fast in the first place?

I think he might have done.

Poor driving (1), poor loading or poor road conditions are the main
causes. Apart from mechanical failure can you suggest some more?

(1) Not by a third party driver iyswim.

 

Do you have two separate sets of indentures from these apprenticeships
and did you complete both of these apprenticeships in full?

I'm only asking because when I was an apprentice you had to be aged
between 16 and 18 on the day you started or you were classified as a
trainee and would never be what was at the time called a skilled man.

Failure to complete your assigned college course would also terminate
your apprenticeship early and no matter how good you were you would
never have your indentures stamped up at the end of the apprenticeship
and wouldn't be a skilled man.

Did you *really* complete 2 apprenticeships or was that just more
bullshit?

 

Good man. I hope you die with a steering column slowly piercing your
rib cage.

 

In Andy Bonwick said:

You education is quite obviously lacking. Everyone knows that cunts are
useful.

 

You are naughty but nice

 

You said it.