Come on, England !!!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Paul - xxx, Jun 10, 2006.

  1. Paul - xxx

    ginge Guest

    So, what you're actually saying is he's simply a tool.

    Nice.
     
    ginge, Jun 11, 2006
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  2. Absolutely.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 11, 2006
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  3. <VBG>

    My feelings entirely. Alternating between the pooter and the terrace wiv
    BBQ left over from yesterday's BBQ....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 11, 2006
  4. Oh dear. Here we go again.

    Are you the bloke who said that trucks were restricted to 40mph in a 60
    limit?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 11, 2006
  5. Bwaaahahahahahaha1

    Sir wants to try overtaking anything, absolutely anything, on a
    half-decent motorcycle.

    "Why didn't you indicate when you overtook that car?"

    "Because the manoeuvre was completed before the indicator had a chance
    to flash...."
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 11, 2006
  6. Bzzt. Tautology alert.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 11, 2006
  7. Bwaaahahahahahha!

    Ohh, my streaming eyes.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 11, 2006
  8. Paul - xxx

    Tony Raven Guest

    No please, be my guest, I can't wait to hear your understanding. Unless
    of course you don't know.

    --
    Tony

    "Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using
    his intelligence; he is just using his memory."
    - Leonardo da Vinci
     
    Tony Raven, Jun 11, 2006
  9. Paul - xxx

    Tony Raven Guest

    But I said Wrynose Pass. I would love to see someone do more than 60
    there. Actually I wouldn't because they would fly off the first hairpin
    and kill themselves.

    --
    Tony

    "Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using
    his intelligence; he is just using his memory."
    - Leonardo da Vinci
     
    Tony Raven, Jun 11, 2006
  10. Paul - xxx

    Julesh Guest

    Because they can't get anyone to take them away?


    Julesh
     
    Julesh, Jun 11, 2006
  11. Paul - xxx

    catman Guest

    No, no. Please carry on.
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    Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
    Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
    Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 75 TS 156 TS S2
    Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
    www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
     
    catman, Jun 11, 2006
  12. Paul - xxx

    DR Guest

    Is that the most genteel attempt at a death threat ever seen on
    usenet? Certainly by uk.r.m standards, it barely registers...
     
    DR, Jun 11, 2006
  13. Paul - xxx

    Lozzo Guest

    John & Lisa said...
    Oh my dear sweet god.

    You actually admit to owning a ponced up Rover 400, which was well known
    for being a badly thrown together very dull car for badly educated very
    dull people. You're a fool if you think that adding 50 kilos of badly
    fitting bodykit and a slightly bigger motor will make it any less dull.

    By the way, by virtue of the fact that you have a caravan you're duller
    than your car. That's official.
     
    Lozzo, Jun 11, 2006
  14. He failed to mention the buggered rear end.

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Jun 11, 2006
  15. Paul - xxx

    PC Paul Guest

    And a small tool at that.
     
    PC Paul, Jun 11, 2006
  16. And the Chilean rose, followed by a couple of G&Ts, don't forget. All bets
    are off, boys.... Ali's HERE!

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Jun 11, 2006
  17. Paul - xxx

    PC Paul Guest

    Once the knickerlastic suspension goes they can't go away without a crane...

    Rarity value innit. Or morbid curiosity value. There's a thriving market in
    Sinclair C5's, impractical deathtraps that they were.
     
    PC Paul, Jun 11, 2006
  18. Paul - xxx

    catman Guest

    I have to say, that was *lovely*. Well done.
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    Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
    Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
    Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 75 TS 156 TS S2
    Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
    www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
     
    catman, Jun 11, 2006
  19. No four letter words, for one thing.

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Jun 11, 2006
  20. Bloody child.

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Jun 11, 2006
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