Come and get fingerprinted then ....

I'd not want to get finger printed, 'just because'. I'd want to tell them
to **** off, but that would get me in trouble.

Heh.. _much_ worse than 42 mph.

 

Ah. Furry muff. They'll be sent off to do their Community Service
like good lads, then.

 

Nicholas Parsons?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Pip said:

Yes!

 

You never know.
Some of them might even turn up!
--
Alex

YZF 600

"I laugh in the face of danger"

"Then I hide until it goes away"

www.drzoidberg.co.uk

 

Unfortunately I'd been arrested and being Bolshie wasn't such a good plan.

 

sweller wrote

Tell that to the pensioners at the poll tax riots.

There is going to be a rematch apparently so that Blur can, if he
happens to be in the country, prove he is a better man than Maggie. I
don't think he has got a fucking chance.

 

Previously on usenet, Champ said...

I'm with Champ on this one.

 

Oh yes, AOL, its horses for courses.

However, when you've been pulled for lifting several crates of beer from
the back of a stabled restaurant carriage [1] and "We found them" with
the added invention "and some porn mags" is sounding pretty fucking
dismal as a get out of jail free card it's time to go quietly.


[1] 1985 Kings Lynn BR, before I started on the railway. I changed it to
a pub when I declared it to my future employers...

 

In Champ triped:

I'd willingly submit to being finger-printed..... but if they think I'm
taking my gloves off they can **** right off!

 

Are you saying that these villains have bollock prints on record?
Presumably recorded on the highly polished toecaps of plod boots.
Do they use the Bertillon system?

 

Hmm... I suspect I'd react pretty badly to that- if everything else was
in order.

 

The new Airwave systems will theoretically give them the ability to pull up
your full history (if any) from a roadside finger print scan. God help us!

 

Referring to arresting officers a "clueless cunts" doesn't help ones
case. Especially when finding out French police can speak english ;-)

 

I feel victimised. Why the hell would it pull up my history?

 

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Looking for outstanding warrants, unpaid fines and whether you are a dyed in
the wool scrote of course. With a bit of good design it might be able to
drop in one's Lodge number, ensuring a timely escape from further
consequences.

 

You said "your history" in response to me. I presumed this to mean it
was targetted at me specifically...

And the lodge number- you must be joking.

 

Pip said:

No... Nicholas 'Bloody' Parsons.

HTH

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Simon Atkinson said:

Indeed, and the immortal words from Peter Cook: "Just because my name's
Jolly doesn't mean I have to look jolly all the fucking time"