Clueless or what?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Ken, Oct 25, 2006.

  1. Ken

    Ken Guest

    Firstly we have morons that frequent this group telling a poster who has
    destroyed his gear-box bearings, by over tightening rear chain, to replace
    damaged bearings without stripping motor properly (advice which could easily
    result in a serious accident). Then we have a poster asking about problems
    with a Triumph (proper Triumph!) clutch, and not even TOG is able to come up
    with any sort of reply at all!

    Perhaps this group should include some sort of health warning, as taking
    advice from any of the regular posters, certainly isnt likely to do anyones
    health (or bank balance for that matter) a great deal of good?

    k
     
    Ken, Oct 25, 2006
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  2. Ken

    NW Biker Guest

    Ken used his keyboard to write :
    You still here?
    You *really* do need to stop this breathing habit you have.....It's
    prolonging your drivel spouting career, and we simply can't have that
     
    NW Biker, Oct 25, 2006
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  3. Ken wrote
    Too true ken, too true but nowhere near as bad as your advice to the
    same poster to change his engine before we had even established it was
    an engine related problem and not the running gear. My, my you are the
    **** of cunts aren't you eh?

    Unlike the rest of ukrm though I shall not be asking you to **** off and
    die. My advice to you is to please stay, you are giving amusement at a
    level we haven't had for ages. Sooner or later you are going to get
    into an exchange with some of our very best insulters, (if you ever get
    out of their killfiles) and the rest of us, there are hundreds and
    hundreds you know, will piss ourselves laughing and all at you. Good
    innit?

    Pleas stay ken and give us more.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 25, 2006
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  4. Ken

    Ken Guest


    If there is anything in my post which is at all inaccurate, then perhaps you
    would be good enough to point out what it might be?

    k
     
    Ken, Oct 25, 2006
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  5. Ken

    Ken Guest


    If the OP was not a complete and utter fuckwit (like most regular posters on
    here), then I am sure he would have established his problem didnt have
    anything to do with anything simple outside his engine, before making his
    post.

    If any of the posters on here had actually stripped and rebuilt an old Jap
    motor, they would know very well the advice I provided was in fact spot
    on.............of course reading about others doing this sort of work, isnt
    really the same thing as actually having done it!

    As to the Triumph question it seems not one of you fucktards knows a fucking
    thing about these bikes...................there again not the sort of thing
    that often features in "Classic M/C Mechanics" so not that surprised really!

    k
     
    Ken, Oct 25, 2006
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  6. Ken

    Eiron Guest

    Ken wrote:

    ^

    The 'k' is pretty inaccurate for a start, Chris.
     
    Eiron, Oct 25, 2006
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  7. Ken wrote
    That is very unfair of you ken. The guy pops in here for a bit of
    advice and you send him off in the wrong direction and then have the
    gall to call him a fuckwit. If I were him I would be deeply offended by
    your actions but I am not so I will just content myself with sniggering
    at you. We are all doing it you know, sniggering at you.


    Still do carry on please, we need a bit of sport, this place has been
    without someone of your level of intellectual development for ages.


    Tally ho.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 25, 2006
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  8. Ken

    Ken Guest


    Would you personally feel happy to do a very poor bodge job on a gear box
    bearing?

    k
     
    Ken, Oct 25, 2006
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  9. Ken

    Eiron Guest

    No. Last time I did one, about 1986, I did it properly and split the cases.
    Just as well that I did as several teeth on the gears had worn and might
    have broken off, possibly even locking up the gearbox.
    Anyway, you can't fit the bearing retaining ring without splitting the
    cases.

    But just because you were right about that and clutches doesn't mean
    you are a nice man....
     
    Eiron, Oct 25, 2006
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  10. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Eiron belched forth and ejected the following:
    You forgot to remove the pistons and stick some coal in the exhaust
    ports. That would've sorted it.
    Personally, I'd have avoided answering the prick.
     
    Whinging Courier, Oct 25, 2006
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  11. In uk.rec.motorcycles, steve auvache belched forth and ejected the
    following:
    I agree.
     
    Whinging Courier, Oct 25, 2006
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  12. Ken

    Tim Guest

    [snip]

    Oh so Mr "Helpful" Ken now is insulting the OP, the one person I would
    have thought was going to be the beneficiary of your extensive knowledge
    of motorcycle engineering.

    You really are a fuckwit.
    [snip]

    I have done several and you are spouting more shit than someone with
    amoebic dysentery who has just eaten a packet of laxative.
     
    Tim, Oct 25, 2006
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  13. Ken

    Ken Guest


    Maybe so................but I dont provide advice to people, which if they
    were stupid enough to heed, may well result in a serious accident!

    k
     
    Ken, Oct 25, 2006
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  14. Ken

    Ken Guest


    Wonder why you have then!................and as for being a prick, im not
    the one asking about paying to have sex with fucking dreadful old slappers,
    at so called "sex party"..................lol

    k
     
    Ken, Oct 25, 2006
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  15. Ken

    Ken Guest


    Tell me what motors you have built, and I will ask you a few
    questions................

    k
     
    Ken, Oct 25, 2006
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  16. Ken

    Ken Guest


    Not quite as amusing as the thought of moronic wanker such as yourself
    attending a "sexy party" though.............lol

    k
     
    Ken, Oct 25, 2006
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  17. Ken

    Tim Guest

    Typo corrected.
     
    Tim, Oct 25, 2006
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  18. Ken

    Tim Guest

    This should be funny ...

    Honda CB250-K4
    Kawasaki KH250
    Kawasaki GT550
    Norton Navigator 350

    all of these are real bikes and not Airfix models or plastic objects
    from breakfast cereals that you play with.

    And trim the sigs you fucking moron.
     
    Tim, Oct 25, 2006
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  19. Ken

    Steve Parry Guest

    Please don't feed the troll.
     
    Steve Parry, Oct 25, 2006
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  20. Ken

    catman Guest

    <fx: Checks attributes>
    <fx:checks attributes *again*>

    You continue to prove your stupidity is matched only by your arrogance
    and self centeredness.

    Hint: He was answering Eiron.


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    catman, Oct 25, 2006
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