Clocks MTX80R

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Alastair, Dec 27, 2006.

  1. Alastair

    Alastair Guest

    Anyone got any clocks for a Honda MTX80R?

    Thanks

    Alastair
     
    Alastair, Dec 27, 2006
    #1
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  2. No.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 27, 2006
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  3. Alastair

    Cab Guest

    Me neither.
     
    Cab, Dec 27, 2006
    #3
  4. Alastair

    Lozzo Guest

    MikeH says...
    I've got a Snap-On alarm clock if he's interested, but I'll need the MTX
    delivering.
     
    Lozzo, Dec 27, 2006
    #4
  5. Alastair

    MikeH Guest

    I'll swap it for a Westclox Big Ben[1] if you've got the V5 for the MTX.

    [1] fnar
     
    MikeH, Dec 27, 2006
    #5
  6. What, *nobody*?
     
    Mungo \Two Sheds\ Toadfoot, Dec 27, 2006
    #6
  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "Mungo \"Two
    Ooh!

    <rummages>

    Oh.

    No.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 27, 2006
    #7
  8. Alastair

    Dave Emerson Guest

    Come on guys be fair, he said "clocks" (plural) so you'd have to offer him
    at least two...
     
    Dave Emerson, Dec 27, 2006
    #8
  9. Alastair

    Alastair Guest

    The village idiots bilged
    Guess I should have known better than to ask a serious question on
    here............................
     
    Alastair, Dec 28, 2006
    #9
  10. Alastair

    Alastair Guest

    I'll take as many as you've got to restore this bike :)
     
    Alastair, Dec 28, 2006
    #10
  11. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Alastair
    Here, have this rattle back. It's a bit scorched from its re-entry, I'm
    afraid.

    You might want to snip sigs, have a Google for 'ellipsis' and look up
    'discreet' in a dictionary, too.

    Apart from those minor points, good effort. Well done.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
    Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 28, 2006
    #11
  12. Alastair

    Alastair Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel drivelled
    I noticed you couldn't do better......

    This is bloody good fun. I came here to ask something serious and end up
    having a whale of a time tw@t baiting. Still no closer to new speedometer
    though :-(

    P.S. Is your sig so big 'cause your cock is small?
     
    Alastair, Dec 28, 2006
    #12
  13. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Alastair
    It's OK to say 'twat' in here, you stupid ****. And if that's your idea
    of a 'whale of a time' then you really, really need to get out more.
    Honestly. Even if it is on your MTX80R. With no speedo.
    Not likely to be, either.
    <holds sides> You really are a master of wit and repartee.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
    Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 28, 2006
    #13
  14. Alastair

    Alastair Guest

    Repeating yourself? You really should be more original. But then that
    would involve intelligent thought and I guess that's a bit difficult for you
    and your arsehole mates.

    Anyway, thanks for the laugh. I'm out of here to somewhere more
    constructive.
     
    Alastair, Dec 28, 2006
    #14
  15. Alastair

    Lozzo Guest

    Alastair says...
    uk.rec.lego ?
     
    Lozzo, Dec 28, 2006
    #15
  16. Pardon my cliché, but please don't let the door catch your arse on the way
    out, there's a good troll.

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Dec 28, 2006
    #16
  17. <Dusts off hands>

    Next!?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 28, 2006
    #17
  18. Alastair

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    If your cocks is so big it's probably because both your parents sucked
    it when you were small.

    Now **** off back to the scooter newsgroup where you belong with your
    underpowered piece of shit Honda.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Dec 28, 2006
    #18
  19. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older
    That wasn't very good was it? You just don't get the class of troll you
    used to these days.

    I blame the teachers.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
    Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 28, 2006
    #19
  20. Alastair

    Tim Guest

    A shop perhaps?
     
    Tim, Dec 29, 2006
    #20
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