[QUOTE] Bah. I'm with Nigel on this one. It is a fine excuse (as the kids are with their Dad, it being an 'odd' year) to relieve the groaning table of some of its load by scoffing unfeasibly large portions of overfed busty capon (we called last year's Jordan) and all manner of roasted veg (not forgetting the humble buttered SPROUT, of course) followed by chunks of well-overfed squidgy pud, washed down with that particularly sticky sort of booze that is only allowed in the house this time of year.[/QUOTE] Capon? That's a castrated cockerel, yes? I didn't think that was easy to find anymore.