Christmas presents

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by ogden, Dec 2, 2007.

  1. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, geoff
    No, the name refers to the rack that Lozzo's parents installed in an
    effort to ensure that he ended up more that 4'6" tall.

    It nearly worked.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 4, 2007
    #21
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  2. ogden

    Lozzo Guest

    Paul Corfield says...
    Just to the east of Serangoon.

    http://condo.singaporeexpats.com/condo-details-TAMPINES-WOOD.htm

    It was towards the end of the old main runway, but the airport has moved
    now. On our way to school we'd sometimes have to wait for a taxiing
    plane to cross the road, a bit like a level crossing for VC10s.

    --
    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE
    Suzuki SV650 K3
    Honda CBR600 F-W
    Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
    Suzuki GSX-R750L
     
    Lozzo, Dec 4, 2007
    #22
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  3. ogden

    platypus Guest

    We were out in the car this evening, and noticed that many of the
    illuminated domiciles had deployed a lot of blue lights. Is this a new
    trend?

    Oh, and the Mall had choirs, brass bands, god-botherers and Jesus freaks
    with acoustic guitars singing their credulous little hearts out all over the
    place. Grim it was.
     
    platypus, Dec 4, 2007
    #23
  4. ogden

    Lozzo Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
    Bollocks. I slowly drifted up to about 4ft 10 until I was about 13, then
    I shot up to my current 5ft 8 in about 2 1/2 years. It was fucking
    agony.

    --
    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE
    Suzuki SV650 K3
    Honda CBR600 F-W
    Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
    Suzuki GSX-R750L
     
    Lozzo, Dec 4, 2007
    #24
  5. ogden

    Lozzo Guest

    geoff says...
    4 bed semi with a shared verandah on mine and my parent's rooms. Corner
    house with a huge garden that went to the side and rear of the house. We
    had banana trees, rambutan bushes and a coconut palm in the garden, and
    more coconuts over the road on the edge of the kampong.

    --
    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE
    Suzuki SV650 K3
    Honda CBR600 F-W
    Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
    Suzuki GSX-R750L
     
    Lozzo, Dec 4, 2007
    #25
  6. ogden

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Nige wrote:

    I finish on the 24th and go back on the 27th, having been forced to
    have two days off during the winter.

    It's a fucking disgraceful waste of time, money and energy.

    .... and you can shove your "humbug" up your arse.
     
    Salad Dodger, Dec 4, 2007
    #26
  7. ogden

    Hog Guest

    Lovely.
    How could it be bettered.
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    Shall we all come round?
     
    Hog, Dec 4, 2007
    #27
  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog
    Excuse me one moment. I just have to make sure that the drawbridge
    mechanism is working well, the portcullis is good and sharp, and that no
    fool's been feeding the sharks in the moat.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 4, 2007
    #28
  9. ogden

    Hog Guest

    <pats airborn assault kit>
    <packs Ardbeg Airigh Narn Beist>
     
    Hog, Dec 4, 2007
    #29
  10. ogden

    AW Guest


    Well, I shall have time off from the full time job, but work harder
    than I do the other 360 days of the year, working for herself on
    Christmas Day to New Years Day and get paid in guitars. [1]

    But I do like Christmas and all the naff traditions. I do insist on a
    real tree, the biggest I can fit in the house and white sauce with the
    pudding, none of this namby pamby custard nonsense.


    [1] Gibson Les Paul 2 years ago, Fender Telecaster last year and a
    tobacco burst Gibson ES335 is lined up for this year. Which is nice.
     
    AW, Dec 4, 2007
    #30
  11. Now, that is a fucking excellent idea.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 5, 2007
    #31
  12. ogden

    muddy cat Guest

    Semtex.
     
    muddy cat, Dec 5, 2007
    #32
  13. ogden

    Timo Geusch Guest

    You're trying to get the sharks pissed?
     
    Timo Geusch, Dec 5, 2007
    #33
  14. ogden

    dog Guest

    fireworks. and accusations of a lack of seasonal spirit in the event of
    complaints.
     
    dog, Dec 5, 2007
    #34
  15. ogden

    CT Guest

    *ding*
     
    CT, Dec 5, 2007
    #35
  16. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, CT
    It'd be a dull old world if we were all the same, eh?

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 5, 2007
    #36
  17. Must remember to quote that whenever someone starts mocking my views on
    religion..

    Phil.
     
    Phil Launchbury, Dec 5, 2007
    #37
  18. ogden

    darsy Guest


    you live in Essex, FFS - you've only yourself to blame.
     
    darsy, Dec 5, 2007
    #38
  19. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    <happy sigh>

    Fanks guv.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 5, 2007
    #39
  20. ogden

    ginge Guest

    I picked one of those up at the weekend whilst wandering around... and..
    it's certainly ok.
     
    ginge, Dec 5, 2007
    #40
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