Christmas freebies at work

the cont known as The Older Gentleman says...

4 happy window lickers.

Beat that

 

petrolcan says...

3 French trolls

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

LOL...

2 German breakdowns
And a Tu-uuupy in a hedge.

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F-I-IVE

GO-OLD

WINGS

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|_\_____/_| ..73063../..17250.../..3180./.19406
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\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^'

 

*Genius*

 

the cont known as Lozzo says...

2 blow jobs

 

Four Thunderbirds

 

Nothing I could take with me, but a relatively OK meal and free drinks..

And a guarantee of work til the end of next year.

Which is nice.

 

....Quebec.

 

Lucky you...

Working for one of the biggest companies in the world, the tally was as
follows:

- Apparantly a bottle of the cheapest white Chilean plonk you can imagine
(still in a cupboard somewhere as I wasn't in when it got handed out....)

- Cancelled Christmas party

- Job insecurity (relocation studies done as I type)

I'm not one for grudges (well, I am), but some servers might get powered
down at inconvenient times

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Occasionally, I'll be consistent

 

the cont known as Spete says...

Maybe all of you & your team are crap?

Shit, does that mean people will need to acquire a life?

<goes to ebay>

 

Spete secured a place in history by writing:

CMT / IM will get you surely.....oh, haven't you got any? As you were
then...

 

**** all - as usual.
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM

 

You're as soft as me then.

I dropped off £100 to the local children's hospice tonight.
Just sort of popped it.
I know its not a lot, but I'm really skint.

 

On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 19:09:30 +0000,

got two bottles of the nice Pomerol in the end, but gave one to our
internal charity[1] raffle. Also, a bottle of indifferent Chablis.

Two decent meals, but I take those as read.

Not at lot, because the compliance T&Cs say we're not allowed a lot.

Oh, and a tougher NDA.


[1] the org. group I work for has its own registered charity.

 

Company I worked for through the Nineties had one on those. Great idea.
If you got a shedload of goodies you lobbed a few into the raffle. Our
suppliers helped out - weekends abroad from our travel agents, hampers
from the printers, that sort of thing.

Everyone mucked in, everyone bought tickets, and it raised a lot of dosh
every Xmas.

When the Daily Mail took us over, they said they had their own
DM-sponsored charities, and they knocked the annual raffle on the head,
inviting us instead to donate to the DM charities. Needless to day,
nobody did.

It's harder to think of a better definition of "bastard management",
really.

 

The last courier company I worked at gave a 'winter bonus' rather than a
Xmas one. It was a £600 bonus but you had to work between October and
April and have no more than 3 days off *and* do the obligatory 10 hours
a day.

Cunts. What with that and the head controller saying I was slow (I'm
not) that was it. I decided to take a few months off until the new year.

 

What happened to the other two window lickers?

 

A terrorist threat:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/12/15/kuwait.warning.ap/index.html

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben Blaney

#Billy, don't be a hero...

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ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"