Chimay and ukrm feckwits (longish)

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Jul 22, 2007.

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    sweller Guest

    You're not alone.
     
    sweller, Jul 27, 2007
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    dog Guest

    <fx:bites tongue>
     
    dog, Jul 27, 2007
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    crn Guest

    They are an aquired taste, but certainly one of the most reliable bikes
    ever built. The eciloP bought them by the hundred and sold them on when
    they got to 100,000 miles. Overengineered and expensive when new, but
    this shows now in the numbers still running 50 years later.
    The original Honda Dream was the bike that slaughtered the Britbike
    industry. They were very cheap to buy and had lots of shiny stuff like
    electric starters but horribly unreliable, rusted while you watched,
    and had widdowmaking handling. They outsold the Britbikes purely
    because they were CHEAP and Shiny. I doubt if more than a handfull
    survive.

    OK, the modern ones are not bad, but 50 years means that everything
    has moved on. They look very pretty but they still do not have the
    quality of a Beemer or a Hawg.
     
    crn, Jul 27, 2007
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    crn Guest

    Figures, overpowered bikes are a sure sign of sexual inadequacy.
     
    crn, Jul 27, 2007
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    Eddie Guest

    *boggle*
     
    Eddie, Jul 27, 2007
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    snip>
    They outsold British bikes because they were better than them in every
    way.
    This last paragraph has just condemned you to being labeled an idiot
    whatever else you choose to post on the subject of motorbikes.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jul 27, 2007
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    Ace Guest

    Dunno what Honda Dream you're on about, but the one sold in the UK in
    the 1970s was a pile of shite, with looks to match, and was only
    around for a couple of years befrore being replaced by the equally
    appaling Superdream.

    You may, of course, be referring to the Cx7n models of the late
    50s/early 60s, but they didn't slaughter anything and were very low
    sales items compared with the brit stuff of the time.

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    Ace, Jul 27, 2007
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    Ace Guest

    Heh. I missed that, as it happens. Another one for the virtual 'ignore
    the twat' file.

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    Ace, Jul 27, 2007
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    Krusty Guest

    That's better.

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    NickNoxx Guest

    You want to eat SD'd testicles?
     
    NickNoxx, Jul 27, 2007
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    ginge Guest

    Maybe he just wants to watch, and provide some company.
     
    ginge, Jul 27, 2007
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    crn Guest

    You obviously never had one after the warranty ran out.
    They were good for 20,000 miles at best before things started going
    rather wormy.
     
    crn, Jul 27, 2007
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    Ace Guest

    See this bit you snipped?
    But they didn't "slaughter the britbike industry" either.
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    Ace, Jul 27, 2007
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    crn Guest

    They rusted out and just about everything mechanical wore out.
    Easier to ask what problems they did NOT have.

    If the LE could reliably do over 100,000 miles I would expect a Jap
    bike to do at least half that before becoming a basket case.
    There are very good reasons why none of the early Jap bikes are still
    around in quantities commensurate with the number sold, in many cases
    none survive.
     
    crn, Jul 27, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    Who is this idiot?
    He missed out "with 10 engine rebuilds"
     
    Hog, Jul 27, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    Was that one racing at Chimay with a CB200 tank?
     
    Hog, Jul 27, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    Aha
    *plonk*
     
    Hog, Jul 27, 2007
  18. We've done this before. Basically, the Brits built bikes that were
    unreliable for decades.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 27, 2007
  19. Actually, the original CB72/77 were about the same price as Brit 500
    when launched. Way more expensive than a Brit 250.
    You doubt wrong.

    So, having proved you know sweet FA, what are you going to do for an
    encore?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 27, 2007
  20. About as many as I see Britbikes of the same age with original chrome.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 27, 2007
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