Chicks dig bikers !

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by New Cultural Paradigm, Apr 8, 2006.

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    New Cultural Paradigm Guest

    As soon as I got my harley, I had all the quality pussy I could
    handle.

    However, a few months later I accidentally drove over a pebble,
    crashed and subsequently died.

    What should I do now?
     
    New Cultural Paradigm, Apr 8, 2006
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    Will_S Guest

    delete aus.motorcycles from your newsgroups
     
    Will_S, Apr 8, 2006
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    Sanford Manley Guest

    New Cultural Paradigm said:
    Been watching Vanilla Sky?

    --
    Sanford M. Manley
    "When I told the people of Northern Ireland
    that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience
    stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God
    of the Catholics or the God of the
    Protestants in whom you don't believe?'" -Quentin Crisp
    http://ansaman.livejournal.com/
     
    Sanford Manley, Apr 8, 2006
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    Big Bird Guest

    With your free hand, call a Honda dealership and buy a real bike.
     
    Big Bird, Apr 8, 2006
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    _Bob Nixon_ Guest

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Get laid on your own merit and to smarter women. The gene pool is f*cked
    up enough already.


    Bob Nixon,"riding with a prosthetic leg & going on 61"
    01 Sprint ST "RED" 53K "bought original"
    Chandler,AZ with 330+ days of sunshine per year.
    "life if dealing with the cards one is dealt and not whining about it"
    http://bigrex.net/pictures/TTF-11-26-05/Bob_TTF_11-26-05.jpg
    http://bigrex.net/pictures
     
    _Bob Nixon_, Apr 8, 2006
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    \KATO\ Guest

    i am an focking looser. if i go and buy myself an harley, will i be
    instantly as cool as all of you one-time focking loosers before you went and
    bought yourself an harley? or will i still end up jerking myself off too
    porn of fat chicks?


    --
    "You gotta be smarter than your oponant."

    ---- Big Dumb Dave. ()

    "Members of the 3rd right (Nazi/facist)?"

    ---- Scotty a.k.a. mr. third right. ()

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    ( BAHHHH! KATO is an friend too )
    ( my rear end BAHHHHH! )
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    \KATO\, Apr 8, 2006
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    Philip Adams Guest

    Philip Adams, Apr 8, 2006
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    killer Guest

    I have a small dick so I bought a v8, my dick got smaller so I added a turbo
    and still my dick got smaller, so I added a split exhaust system and remaped
    the EFI system and my dick just got smaller still.

    What should I do now?
     
    killer, Apr 10, 2006
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    Stephen Calder Guest

    Stroke it. Four strokes might be enough.
     
    Stephen Calder, Apr 10, 2006
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    Peter Cremasco Guest

    Add a rear wing, and some side-skirts, and prepare to be a physical
    approximation of your hotmail username.

    ---
    Cheers

    PeterC [aka MildThing]
    '81 Suzuki GS450-s (gone on to better and brighter things - I hope)
    '87 BMW K100RT (write-off)
    '81 Yamaha Virago (XV) 750H (work in progress)
    '01 Yamaha FJR1300

    www.dmcsc.org.au
    http://eladesom.com.au/ulysses/
    # 37181
     
    Peter Cremasco, Apr 10, 2006
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    Theo Bekkers Guest

    Al this stuff Janet's adding is making Brad feel inadequate?

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, Apr 11, 2006
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    David Guest

    Dammit
     
    David, Apr 11, 2006
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    Andrew McKenna Guest

    <Applause>
     
    Andrew McKenna, Apr 11, 2006
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    DJ Guest

     
    DJ, Apr 11, 2006
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    isaac_the_blind Guest

    I found the same thing happens when i ride my Madras Enfield :)
    Isaac.
     
    isaac_the_blind, Apr 18, 2006
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