Chick Magnet Of The Week

"Emperor Ming, your scooter is ready."

 

I'd think you would have to have a *very* serious dependency to want
one of those.

 

Well, the dollar's worth three-tenths of **** all, so not a lot, as I
predicted.

It'll vibrate like buggery. His and hers orthopedic saddles...

"bitch" is the word you're looking for.

 

http://www.amadirectlink.com/features/Defiant.asp

 

loads - take another look.
It's a snowmobile with wheels.

 

*ding*

 

'cept I thought custom/outlaw slang for a bike was 'scooter' (often
abbreviated to scoot).

 

http://www.ama-cycle.org/museum/2002/classicjun.asp
that Vetter **** needs a beating.

And a guide-dog.

 

That is one ugly mother. The scooter isn't much better.

 

I though the phrase scoot or "scoot jockey" was Australian. Mainly
because I've only ever heard it in a, shall we say, Australian context.

 

heh. "Nomad trash"

I have some memory of leafing thru copies of Easy Rider in the late
70s and early 80s (I never bought it, honest - must have belonged to a
friend), where the term was in use

 

HST used the term widely in Hells Angels.

 

It's a scooter. What did you expect?

 

Difficult to tell with just the side-view, but as there's no
cross-bracing on either of them, I'd expect the thing to feel like a
thing with a hinge in the middle, so Vetter's claim that it handles
just as well as the doner Harley is completely and absolutely, err,
legitimate, now I come to think about it :-}

 

I don't usually do smart-arse spelling come-backs, but this is so
unconsciously perfect, isn't it. Yes, the best thing to do with a Harley is
to ram a spike through it, hang it on a hook and take knives to it.
Furthermore, Harleys are mostly bought when drunk or you're otherwise not
fully responsible for your actions. A kebab for the ke-Born Again Biker.

 

I'd probably pick up on the handling improvements first, and the style
improvements later

 

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