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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by tallbloke, Jan 3, 2004.

  1. tallbloke

    Chris H Guest

    As Charlton is a self confessed Gun Nut, did he make a speech half way
    through declaring that if he had been tooled up, the engine wouldn't
    have dared to fail?
     
    Chris H, Jan 4, 2004
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  2. tallbloke

    Chris H Guest

     
    Chris H, Jan 4, 2004
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  3. Focke-Wulf had successful designs flying in WW2.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 4, 2004
  4. tallbloke

    tallbloke Guest

    Ah, brow beating time again.
    Fare rises capped to 1% below inflation my arse.

    What do you reckon the overall rise in fares has been compared to
    inflation since privatisation Paul?

    But Paul, the report was *written by* qualified rail safety experts.



    I don't want to barney with you mate, you are taking my crit personally
    and you shouldn't. I have a bee in my bonnet about the way the public
    gets treated, but it ain't your fault.
     
    tallbloke, Jan 4, 2004
  5. tallbloke

    mb Guest

    Correct. MPI is only for ferritic (magnetic) steels, Dye Penetrant is for
    both magnetic and non-magnetic. Although MPI is almost always done where
    possible as it's quicker, easier and not as messy.
    MPI/DP is normally supplementary to RT/UT on normal butt welds.
    Also correct, a lot of things affect whether UT can be successfully
    carried out. There is normally a minimum thickness of 6 or 8mm in common
    specifications. There has to be a sufficient scanning space on each side
    of the weld, or the inspection can only be considered 'limited'.
    Stainless is also a bastard to do UT on because of the grain structure
    after welding.
     
    mb, Jan 4, 2004
  6. tallbloke

    deadmail Guest

    Well about 7 years ago I needed to know for the whole of the UK rail
    network where the tunnels were, how deep the cuttings were etc. etc.
    etc. Railtrack didn't (at the time) have this information and I had to
    commission the Ordnance Survey to create maps for me (at a cost of about
    100k) which included the cutting depth estimation (or at least which
    cuttings were >3m deep and which weren't).

    To calibrate this I needed to get some measurements made. There are
    some test trains ran by Seri (I think the names wrong) out of somewhere
    near Derby that do the surveying you mentioned. The cost of this was
    outside of my budget for a good sample.

    I searched for an alternative... there's a company in Poole or
    Bournemouth who have a range of videos; the "Cab ride series", and no
    it's not sir.tony dogging again. Basically a driver/drivers have put
    video recorders in the cab and taped journeys along certain routes
    giving you a running commentary. I used this to 'estimate by eye' which
    cuttings were less than 3m deep to check Ordinance Survey's work.

    Fortunately the videos I ordered came in plain brown packaging.
     
    deadmail, Jan 4, 2004
  7. tallbloke

    deadmail Guest

    They have (or had) the information on the tunnels. I know this for a
    fact. Where they are and how long they are in geo-referenced .dxf
    files. I can probably look up the contact details of the bloke in
    Railtrack who had this information; email me if it's of interest.
     
    deadmail, Jan 4, 2004
  8. tallbloke

    deadmail Guest

    fx: waves frantically- whilst not a trainspotter I can find a source for
    the information... if there's a finder's fee!
     
    deadmail, Jan 4, 2004
  9. tallbloke

    tallbloke Guest

    I have had the pleasure of travelling Swiss Rail yes, and jolly quiet,
    punctual and cheap it was too. And the gents loos has unbroken mirrors and
    *SHAVER POINTS* in. But I digress. I was offered a job there, but turned it
    down

    What is the cause of these frequent goods derailments Ivan?
     
    tallbloke, Jan 4, 2004
  10. tallbloke

    deadmail Guest

    I owned a bit of Railtrack too, for a few hours in 96 or so. I sold it
    to the highest bidder almost immediately after I bought it and made a
    few quid. Which was nice.
     
    deadmail, Jan 4, 2004
  11. The failure of Ariane 501 was called (in house) an accountancy problem
    as the people controlling the purse strings would not authorise funding
    to do a full walk-through of the flight soft ware controlling it, as it
    had worked flawlessly for 90 launches on the 4 series. (It was 95% the
    same.) They were only funded to test the new (5%) interface stuff.
    Oops!
     
    Mick Whittingham, Jan 4, 2004
  12. Dr Ivan D. Reid wrote
    I have never even visited Switzerland but BR kept me regularly informed
    by tannoy during that time I commuted using them. At least once a week
    there were delays because of a shunting accident/minor derailment in
    Stratford.

    Then there was the overhead cable down just outside Bethnal Green, also
    weekly and of course the equally regular points failure just outside
    Liverpool St station.

    For the morning inbound journey we had to rely on ordinary notice
    boards.
     
    steve auvache, Jan 4, 2004
  13. tallbloke

    Chris H Guest

    Hurrah! I passed!

    I knew that a metallurgy degree and working for a large manufacturer of
    gas turbines and nuclear powerplants for over fifteen years would come
    in handy one of these days. ;-)
     
    Chris H, Jan 4, 2004
  14. tallbloke

    mb Guest

    Des was just a bit desperate to disagree...
     
    mb, Jan 4, 2004
  15. tallbloke

    tallbloke Guest

    spouted the following in

    D'oh!
     
    tallbloke, Jan 4, 2004
  16. tallbloke

    mb Guest

    Yers, we have the S-61 and S-76 (B & C) taking off from Den Helder for the
    Dutch offshore.
     
    mb, Jan 4, 2004
  17. tallbloke

    tallbloke Guest

    steve auvache <> spouted the following in

    "We are sorry to announce that this years excuses are running approximately
    3 months late..."
     
    tallbloke, Jan 4, 2004
  18. tallbloke

    tallbloke Guest

    You're not building a 'really hot' central heating system in your shed are
    you...
     
    tallbloke, Jan 4, 2004
  19. tallbloke

    mb Guest

    That's a good one.
    In the French investigation of the Concorde crash, the three people
    closest to the Concorde at take off (firemen I think) all gave statements.
    There was no sign of these statements in the final report.
    All of them said it was on fire well before it could have hit any piece of
    metal on the runway. This piece of metal was given as *the* reason for the
    fire.
     
    mb, Jan 4, 2004
  20. tallbloke

    Chris H Guest

    **** no. The shed burned down three years ago.
     
    Chris H, Jan 4, 2004
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