Charmayne's Charms

Fuggin' pie thieves!


BTH

 

I tried, but he's keeping pretty quiet these days...


BTH
(A Decomposing Composer?)

 

Oh NO ! You've seen through my cunning plan !

JL
(it's really John Smith but I knew no one would believe me, so I chose a
surname nominatively determinist enough that nobody would think I was
making it up ;-)

 

How IS you lovely wife these days, Al?


BTH

 

Not if I'll be wearing shorts...

Postman Pat

 

Oh.. I forgot Mr. Fluorescent-Lamp-Legs here..

TB

 

I'll bet Clem's purple-headed with rage now...

Postman Pat

 

I seriously don't think anyone can have whiter legs than I do.

Mrs Fluorescent-Lamp-Legs

 

I dunno ... we were going to electrify Postman Pat and use him
as a mosquito zapper, but the mozzies couldn't get near him for
all the moths ...

-----sharks

 

LMAO, I love it.

The imagination runs wild.

I'm seriously going through bike withdrawals. I've been 4 times to sit on my
bike :-(

Even tried starting it (flat battery).

I even took my Perth girl friend to introduce them. I couldn't believe how
jealous I got when she sat on it.

Bugger bugger bum.

Yesterday at the shopping centre, some dude on a trail bike was parking his
bike, and I asked point blank if I could throttle it.

Shit how embarrassment. You should have seen the look I got. Absolutely
priceless !!!!

Needless to say that I didn't get a turn because he shut the bike off, just
so he could hear me talk ;-(

I'm a sorry case I am I am ;-(

 

Yeah, I mean *everyone* knows that girls don't ride bikes...

(runs and hides)

 

Bullshit! Your real name is John Q Citizen! I just looked you up on
the electoral roll!


BTH

 

You sure that wasn't a transcript of an American election speech you
were reading ?

JL/JS/JC
I've almost got as many personalities as Hammo now

 

That's better than if they were accused of being trollops [1].

 

You've got it bad Charmayne!
(Far from that "some of us aren't meant to ride" girl of a few weeks ago!)
Clem

 

He's regularly accused of leaving dollops too!
Clem

 

Ahem ahem!


If that lot's not loaded with in-your-end-o, I
dunno what is!

G

 

Hammo has a personality???

 

He most certainly does !

JL
(and a few spares he let loose online)

 

The real Diogenes has been dead for thousands of years.

HTH

Gary