" Dear Margaret. As you can see I've finally mastered this email thing! Sue and John came to visit today, which was nice, and it was Sue who taught me how to use the email. I shall be writing to you often now that I have figured it out. Please send my love to Helen and the boys. See you soon Love Mum xxx" Or does that not count, as more people on here had conversed re: Mr Drake's health on here recently than those who had replied to my e-mail, you serially boring cunt? Dave PS Apologies to Jones, but I don't have the golf bore on my accepted list....