Champ's Mantra

Champ says...

Men are more understanding, which is why very few men throw their wives
out of the house, whereas women do that all the time. I didn't exactly
throw mine out, I waited til she was working away and told her not to
return

 

....or a gamekeeper turned poacher.

 

Bear says...

Can we safey say that your main failing is that you wax lyrically about
stuff you know nothing about, in a manner that no-one fucking
understands?

Wtf is that first paragraph about?

 

I sort of understood it: the bloke lists 5 major sources of annoyance, and
the bint lists millions of microscopically trivial irritations, and they
total up to the same amount of shit on both sides.

 

"Women marry men on the basis that they can change them, men marry
women on the basis that they won't change. Both assumptions are
wrong".

Phil

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Well, it's not in the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations, suggesting that
they don't have a definite answer either.

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It sounds like something Oscar would have said after hearing it
from Whistler, but Google suggests it was actually Albert Einstein.

Still, what did he know?
#Einstein was not a handsome fellow
#Nobody ever called him Al
#He had a long moustache to pull on, it was yellow
#I don't believe he ever had a gal.

 

Can't remember. Mae West perhaps?

Phil

 

Dorothy Parker, you klutz, and it was "If all the
girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end..."