Champ

I have a gooseneck shaped lump.

 

I've only ever broken two bones(1) Collar after crashing my FS1E into a
bus, and my toe bone, after kicking the toolbox on the garage floor when
my bike would not start one morning.

I think the years of judo and the learning of how to fall have helped in
this respect. Falling off bikes ( motorised and non) have always been
one fluid untraumatic gymnastic event. Apart from the bus one that is.

1. Actually, three, but I don't think ribs count.

 

If you are counting ribs, then I can't remember: Football, skating,
karting, falling off a narrow boat etc etc

 

How many cars did you crash ? I (1) wrote off 5, and bent a few, before
I discovered bikes were more fun.

1. Whilst being the driver on these occasions, only 3 were my fault and
no-one injured.

 

I spent my formative years banger racing, then road rallying and stage
rallying. In between I drove like a twat on the roads. I really
cannot recall how many competition cars I've killed or been party to
killing, but it would be lots. Road cars - the count was at 22 when I
totalled (sic) it about 10 years ago. Most of them were cheap shite
transport though, and didn't take much writing off. A lot were
Dolomite Sprints, that sort of wrote themselves off by snapping in the
middle or rolling into fields.

As far as individual crashes goes: shitloads. Too fucking many loads.