Chalk or cheese?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by ogden, Jul 29, 2009.

  1. ogden

    ogden Guest

    I'm having trouble deciding between the two, maybe the FOAK would be
    able to advise?
     
    ogden, Jul 29, 2009
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    zymurgy Guest

    French or Italian.

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Jul 30, 2009
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    Eiron Guest

    Scylla or Charybdis?
     
    Eiron, Jul 30, 2009
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    Catman Guest

    Sting or Gordon Sumner?

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    Catman, Jul 30, 2009
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  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden
    It really depends what you want to do with it. For writing on things,
    I'd go with chalk every time.

    Well, *nearly* every time. If you wanted to write a cheery message on -
    for example - a pizza, then cheese might be the better alternative.

    For eating, I'd definitely go with cheese. Chalk's not really suitable
    for eating.

    HTH,

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    Champ Guest

    Do you want to be able to draw on a blackboard, or make a nice
    sandwich?
     
    Champ, Jul 30, 2009
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  7. ogden

    ogden Guest

    Yes.
     
    ogden, Jul 30, 2009
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    Krusty Guest

    Chalk without a doubt. That can be hard to find in the wild, but if you
    get stranded without cheese, you can always make your own. In fact I'm
    amazed none of these multitools being discussed include a stick of
    chalk & portion of cheese. What the *hell* were the designers thinking?
    Idiots.
     
    Krusty, Jul 30, 2009
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    DozynSleepy Guest

    Are you some kind of stinking commie ?

    Did you somehow manage to skip the golden age of Thatcher ?

    Here's a quick summary "I want it ALL and I WANT IT NOW".

    Have both.
     
    DozynSleepy, Jul 30, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    Clap or Pox?

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    Beav, Jul 30, 2009
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  11. Oh I don't know - it's pretty useful if you have an upset stomach..

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Jul 30, 2009
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  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Phil Launchbury
    But I haven't.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 30, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    Pretty much, yeah. I was 13 when she left office.
     
    ogden, Jul 30, 2009
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    Eddie Guest

    You might do, if you ate a *lot* of cheese.
     
    Eddie, Jul 30, 2009
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  15. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Eddie
    Oh, I see.

    How much cheese, and what sort?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 30, 2009
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  16. You missed the best comedy of the century courtesy of her lot.
    Spitting image, who dares wins, not the 9 o'clock news,
    friday night live/saturday live, drop the dead donkey...
     
    Andrew Halliwell, Jul 30, 2009
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  17. And the snakes coming out of the walls - don't forget them.

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Jul 30, 2009
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  18. "Lots". Of Gorgonzola.

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Jul 30, 2009
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    Eddie Guest

    Eat as much as you like:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma#Males
     
    Eddie, Jul 30, 2009
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  20. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Eddie
    Oh wow! Now I've got an upset stomach!

    That's *amazing*.

    What sort of chalk should I eat, and how much?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 30, 2009
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