Cats

When cleaning up cat sick why does the one responsible stand there looking
all smug while the other one stands there lookin at the one responsible with
loving awe?

You feed them, you house them and generally love them and that's how the
little bastards welcome you home.

 

Is this the start of a 'cats are evil' thread? I don't think we've had one
of those in a while.

 

Why do all cats like their belly rubbed but at some point go a bit mad and
then attack you?

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Take out your bollocks to reply!

 

It'd be a short thread.

"Cats are shit."
"Yes, they are, aren't they."

END THREAD.

 

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Ducks are evil.

 

A bit like girls really. Except for the belly rubbing.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember " Gavsta"

They think you're going to importune them.

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the cont known as Grimley_Feindish says...

There's 2 solutions to your problem;

1. Lock the fuckers out whilst you are out of the house
2. Sack, brick & canal.

 

One of ours rather seems to get off on having his belly rubbed. A bit
perverse IMHO.

 

One of ours has taken to bringing a nightly offering of a plump vole
home for us.

She does it very neatly - kills the little feckers without leaving a
mark.

 

But their feathers/down make nice duvet filling.

I once ate duck at a Chinese restaurant and enjoyed that, too, even
though there wasn't much of it.

 

bollox

Suki is 19 years old.

I hate you.

 

It's a wife thing - pseudo children - couldn't possibly leave them outside
all day whilst we're not there. I have to say I'd rather clear up the
occassional pile of kitty vomit than have kids.

I don't think I'd get away with chucking her in a canal, and I'd still be
stuck with the cats

 

Some of those are endangered - the water ones or something like that.

Wouldn't that be good - arrested because your cat ate a vole.

 

*ding*

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'Owner' of a cat cannot be held responsible for actions of said cat in law

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But very tasty
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Catman says...

You have a cat in law? Or did you just marry a sex kitten...

 

Yep, I remember studying that and the Animals Act when I was a law
student.....