Cats, bikes...

Not somehow...

Everyone knows they have 9 lives.

He'll be down the alley now, with his mates, having a good old laugh at you.

 

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Owen wrote

The last moggy that tried that one on me died.

 

What is it with cats? You come up the road, the cat runs out and
stops, it feigns one way, then feigns another... You alter course,
then readjust and the bloody thing goes and heads in a 3rd direction
which is the one you are now going in...?

....And somehow they avoid suicide, probably down to you being stupid
enough to *almost* taking a fall...

....I have mostly had a good day...
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O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

Not that good, you missed the damn thing!

 

Oi, you.

 

Erm, you're probably right...
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O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----