Cat owners! You gotta laugh.

Kill her, horrible pieces of shit they are ! [1]
Mike.

[1] Not a feline lover myself ;-)

 

What ! My first UKRM number thingy. I can't believe it ! Where do I go
to get it, and how much does it cost ? I presume it's Cat Hater
International or something ?
Mike.
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http://www.catgoods.com/cstestimonials.html

Just had the neighbour round. My cat killed a bird and brought it home and
he was upset.

Other than the laughable thing above, is there any way to stop her doing
this.

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Tell him he's lucky you don't have a bigger cat. With a puma it'd be
dead sheep in his yard.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember " Gavsta"

Ye gods! I'm sure my cat would claw my hand off if I tried making him
wear something like that.

Kill the neighbour.

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You are kidding?

It's even case law with regard to animals - celebrated case of cats
killing a prize-winning pigeon and pigeon owner sueing cats' owner.
Quoth judge: "This is what cats *do*...."

 

Hmm. Reminds me of my situation here. Spaniards have dogs. Lots of dogs.
Horrible, noisy mongrels. Yap yap fucking yap. One even got onto my
patio and crapped. Lucky the wife was here to clear it up.

 

Gavsta says...

Yes, you can tell her to stop coming round and bothering you with such
trivial shit.

 

Ahh. Diddums

If it *really* bothers you, you could try a bell on his collar (the
neighbour's or the cats's)
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It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Paul Carmichael

Just be glad it didn't shit in your pool.

<thinks; must train dago dogs better>


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Tempting other than its a fucking big bloke.

Not that I am scared you understand ;-)

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Bought an alarm doodad for her coller in the end. 10 fucking sheets so I
hope it works.

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You need to take this seriously, to avoid upsetting your neighbour. The
best way forward is to scare all the birds out of your garden, so the cat
can't catch them. You could rig up an ultra-sensitive PIR, connected to
electrically-fired maroons, bells, sirens, FOAD airhorns off
thirty-million-ton supertankers etc. The moment[1] any form of wildlife
enters your garden, it gets treated to the first five minutes of World War
Three. There's an obvious risk here that some poor wee unsuspecting wren
will be killed stone dead by heart failure, but that's a small price to pay.
Your neighbours will thank you.

And I can't see your house getting burgled either...

[1]You'll have to keep the system switched on 24/7: cats are nocturnal
hunters. What if a bat flies over at 3:00AM?

 

We (well ok - it was her!) brought one for the cat as he is decimating the
local wildlife population - it was supposed to beep and flash when he
pounces, instead the bastard thing beeped nearly all the time, he was cool
about it though - he just ambled down the lane beeping, walked into the
undergrowth and emerged 20 seconds later with a young Bluetit which he then
wolfed down with immense relish (beeping all the time) needless to say we
removed the collar and it sits on the dresser - so send yours back, you are
more than welcome to this one (one careful user - less than 5 minutes use)

/d

 

Your neightbour could fit one of those cat-scarers in his garden.
Infra-red sensor connected to an alarm that issues a high-pitched
sound that's inaudible to the human ear.

 

You appear to have qualified for a CHI#. Ogden'll sort you out.

 

Cat Hating Infidel.

Speak to Ogden the esteemed kotl.

 

Pathetic. This'd be the same sort of people that insist that cats
shouldn't be allowed outdoors, I suppose.

Can't see why you'd want to, TBH. OK the feathers can be a pain to
clear up when the bring them inside to eat, but normally the don't
bother.

 

*ROTFL*

Thst's soooo sweet.

 

Got what? You forgotten how to quote?

Live with it. Or give your cat to someone else who will.