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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Sep 16, 2007.

  1. It only works well for a while. After that the wind gets through the
    gaps.

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Sep 17, 2007
    #21
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  2. The Older Gentleman

    platypus Guest

    Baked in clay in the embers of a camp fire. I'm a bit squeamish, mind, and
    would probably leave the bits with tumour in them.
     
    platypus, Sep 17, 2007
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  3. The Older Gentleman

    Lady Nina Guest

    I know someone who did that with a rat.
     
    Lady Nina, Sep 17, 2007
    #23
  4. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
    Is no' rat; is Siberian hamster.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart)
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 17, 2007
    #24
  5. The Older Gentleman

    Lady Nina Guest

    Pretend I'm cooking ratouille rather than enchiladas.

    PS Anyone want an enchilada? Ginge you eaten yet? There's a small
    mountain of enchiladas down this end of Derby.
     
    Lady Nina, Sep 17, 2007
    #25
  6. The Older Gentleman

    platypus Guest

    Damn. Drank too much booze to hop on the bike and zoom up to Derby to stuff
    my face. Plus I'm supposed to be trying to lose weight. Just as well, I
    guess.
     
    platypus, Sep 17, 2007
    #26
  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    You could always jump on the bike anyway. You'd almost certainly crash,
    and quite likely have to have a leg amputated. And they weigh *loads*.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart)
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 17, 2007
    #27
  8. The Older Gentleman

    platypus Guest

    I'd probly just break a wrist, and still be as fat as I ever was. That
    seems to be what usually happens.
     
    platypus, Sep 17, 2007
    #28
  9. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    <glum>

    Right on, bro.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart)
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 17, 2007
    #29
  10. The Older Gentleman

    platypus Guest

    Could be worse. When I got punted off the Trophy in 2004, I put on a whole
    extra stone in weight in two months because I was lying around the house
    waiting for the bones to knit.
     
    platypus, Sep 17, 2007
    #30
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