Cat Crap?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Greybeard, May 26, 2006.

  1. Greybeard

    Greybeard Guest

    Well, after spending most of yesterday afternoon following the cat around
    the garden and adjacent fields, trying to spot when it had a crap, I gave up
    and went done the pub.
    When I got back, said cat was sitting indoors having a nap. So I woke the
    little farker up, took it into the garden and gave it a good squeeze.
    Collected due brown stuff from rear end, and wiped away the red stuff from
    the front end, and popped it's eyes back in. [1]
    It won't come anywhere near me now, which is a shame as it used to be a nice
    little cat. Can't understand why?
    Duly wiped said product onto the inside of my visor, closed the lid, can't
    see fark all, them promptly puked up due the smell in that small enclosed
    space. Should have a health warning on that stuff!
    Upshot is,
    Cat crap is bloody useless for keeping for the visor mist free.
    So I thinks to myself, maybe, just maybe I have something wrong here?

    To the FOAK, where in the UK can I buy some better smelling Cat Crap? as
    google seems to want to keep it very much a secret!

    TIA

    [1] No animals were hurt during the making of this load of old bollox ;o)

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    Greybeard, May 26, 2006
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    Buzby Guest


    http://www.ekusa.com/item/23.43.392

    Dunno if they'll post to the uk

    001 801 753 8448 if that's any use
     
    Buzby, May 26, 2006
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  3. Greybeard

    Jane Guest


    No, No, No, No, how stupid can you be?
    You are suppose to rub your visor with a Crap Cat.
    If you do not have a crap cat, you can borrow mine, it's fucking useless!
     
    Jane, May 26, 2006
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  5. Greybeard

    Buzby Guest

    "At this time we are unable to process orders shipping to addresses outside
    of the United States. Please call our sales department to place
    international orders"

    That's why I put the phone number, just in case like . . .
     
    Buzby, May 26, 2006
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    Shep© Guest

    LOL :D
     
    Shep©, May 26, 2006
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  7. Greybeard

    Greybeard Guest

    Duly noted.
    Just tried this with the recently recovering moggy..
    He ain't 'arf got sharp claws!
    Made no difference to the visor tho' still steams up, but smells a little
    nicer ;o)

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    Trumpet Trophy 1200 -96, (The Barge) for rainy days

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  8. Greybeard

    Greybeard Guest

    Right, thanks, saves me looking.

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    Trumpet Trophy 1200 -96, (The Barge) for rainy days

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  9. Greybeard

    Greybeard Guest

    As you were,
    I'll give ' em a call.

    Taa.

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    Trumpet Trophy 1200 -96, (The Barge) for rainy days

    ukrm@foxtails[dot]co[dot]uk



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  10. Greybeard

    Krusty Guest

    Is it best to use a dry cat, or would it be more effective if you
    moistened your pussy a bit first?

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    Jane Guest

    I have always found it easier with a wet pussy.
     
    Jane, May 26, 2006
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    TMack Guest

    TMack, May 26, 2006
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    Owen Guest

    Moisturise it every time... ;-)
     
    Owen, May 26, 2006
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