Cars to avoid at all cost

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Sir. Tony, Nov 18, 2005.

  1. Sir. Tony

    Owen Guest

    You are in danger of making sense... Sort it out...
     
    Owen, Nov 19, 2005
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  2. Sir. Tony bullshitted:

    The real number 1 - any car, or any other category of motor vehicle,
    EXCEPT a crapped out little shitty moped, driven by anthony brandy or
    any of his insane family. If it's a moped, drive over it and whatever
    is riding it. With a bit of luck you can prevent a member of the brandy
    family from breeding.
     
    w_j_wolfe2005, Nov 19, 2005
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  3. Sir. Tony

    Sir. Tony Guest

    Thost pain-killer must be making brain funny(after that operation).
     
    Sir. Tony, Nov 19, 2005
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  4. Sir. Tony

    SteveH Guest

    My car came in from NI and still has it's NI plate, I just can't be
    arsed changing it.
     
    SteveH, Nov 19, 2005
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    Sir. Tony Guest

    Sir. Tony, Nov 19, 2005
    #25
  6. The way you KKKnee grow babble, sambo paedophile boy, it might be true.
    It might also be true that you are an illiterate shitsKKKin which can't
    write for shit.
     
    w_j_wolfe2005, Nov 19, 2005
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  7. Sir. Tony

    Leo Guest

    'Tis me, forsooth and other things.
    In the nicest possible way, FOYRNB.

    It is luvverly.
    I likes it.
    Lots.

    One of the first things that pleased me about it was realising that
    each *one* of the lumps at the side was a cylinder the same size as
    the whole engine on the thundercat. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

    I decided I liked it even more during a track day at Llandow organised
    by BMW when I learned how to ride a bike a bit better.

    I decided I *really* liked it on the group ride back from said track
    day when 15 of us rode back from South Wales to Hertford. I had a
    pillion and panniers on the back, and to my everlasting happiness one
    of the R6 riders was heard to comment, "I'm just following the beemer.
    He's going as fast as I want to."

    Gave me a happy little glow, especially as he'd been in the fast group
    on the track day....

    There was some discussion on this group when I first got it about it
    being a 'hideous pile of shit.' (Blaney) but in my defence I'll say
    again that I don't have to see it from the front, and it was a bad
    picture anyway.

    The only thing that's gone remotely less than well was when I turned
    on the heated grips for the first time the other week: I didn't know
    that they were designed to a) toast your gloves until the leather
    cracks, and b) expand the handle bar until it grips the throttle so
    much it sticks open when filtering.

    Oh, and those fucking indicator switches. I'll never get used to
    them.
     
    Leo, Nov 21, 2005
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