Careful what you post

50quid from everybody on the internet, and I'll forget I ever saw that.

 

We know; we saw it.

http://content.collegehumor.com/media/movies/arabicdrifting.wmv

All things come...

 

[snip]

Excellent! I was waiting for the one when he totalled it :-(

 

You are Norman Stanley Fletcher, AICMFF freshly dug vegetable gardens.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..75939.../...19198.../..30340.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
'^' RBR Clues: 24 Pts: 400 Miles: 1589

 

I've got a skeleton buried under my rather weedy kitchen garden.

 

There should be a good article in a few weeks about a bunch of weirdos
tearing around Switzerland, France, Spain & Italy on MV Agustas

 

Right, said Fred.

 

Arse. I'm on the case, I'll email you in the morning.

 

"This site is blocked by Qualitynet"

Oh, the irony.

 

Will the first 75% be about the logistical challenge of getting the
bikes there?

 

Heh.

"Hello, is that Transit Monthly? I've got a great idea
for an article for your magazine - you just need to lend us
a LWB Transit for a few weeks..."

 

Heh.

**** off.

 

Anyway, full English and a mug of tea, please, mate. Oh, can I have
bubble not chips?

 

Too right - the *only* potato-based item on a full English is Bubble.
I mean what place have chips or hash browns in an English breakfast,
eh?

 

CT wrote

Hash browns are the merkin version of Pommes Lyonaise right?

If that is the case then I am afraid you may be taking bollox. The
merkins don't use spuds for that, they substitute GM soy bean and Corn
extract.

 

NP. Chips aren't even on the menu anyway.

 

The vegetarian & 'special' brekkies have hash browns, but the full
English is potato-free.

 

Good man! Out of interest, if I came in and asked simply for
a Full English, what would be on the plate?

Or is Full English too vague a term?

 

There's an 'English Breakfast' on the menu which includes bacon,
sausage, egg, mushrooms, beans or tomatoes, toast or bread & butter,
tea or coffee. Then there's a '2-Jacks Special'[1] which is pretty much
the same but with 2 of everything, & includes hash browns. There are
also vegetarian & slimmer's breakfast.

Finally there's the 'designer breakfast', which is any combination &
quantity of any of the available ingredients - which should cater for
all tastes & belly capacities ;-)

[1] It's called 2-Jacks Cafe - 'Jacks' because SO's called Jackie, &
'2' because there'll be a separate menu which just has healthy, calorie
controlled stuff. Plus it'll be a cafe by day, but one night a week
it'll open as a 'world food' bistro, with a few dishes from a different
country each week. It's in a fairly small town with no evening eateries
apart from a ropey Indian, so I think that idea could appeal to locals
who are after a regular evening out. At least I hope it appeals as it
was my idea so I'll be in trouble if it's a miserable failure :-/

 

Where's the black pudding, eh? Can't have an English Breakfast without
black pudding.