Car v Bike on fifth gear tonight

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Dr Zoidberg, Oct 24, 2005.

  1. Dr Zoidberg

    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    They did a GSXR1000 v a Westfield XTR4 track day special round Anglesey and
    the bike lost.
    I must have misremembered their previous test as the 999 had beaten a
    lamborghini of some sort and not lost as I thought

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    Dr Zoidberg, Oct 24, 2005
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    Gyp Guest

    Fair play to Kev whatsit though, he was definitely trying on the Gixxer.
    Well, he was definitely making it look as if he was trying anyway.

    The bit that made me laugh on the prog was VBH's 24 hour experience.
    Slept peacefully all night (a first if UKRM is to be believed) and only
    drove after the sun was well and truly up on day 2. I could do that.
    I've got the tits for it anyway.
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    Gyp, Oct 24, 2005
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    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    Audi/VW 1.8T remapped to about 250bhp
    And Anglesey is a very small twisy circuit which favours the car
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    Big Dave Guest

    They did a GSXR1000 v a Westfield XTR4 track day special round Anglesey
    Hardly surprising really.
    [1] The bike is a mass produced product.
    [2] The car is basically "hand built".
    The bike did brilliant all things considered.
    They should have compared the bike with a car placed (relatively) in the
    same part of the market (does that make sense?)

    The guy with the bike (dunno his name) said there was another 1 sec a lap in
    the gixxer if he could have adjusted the suspension a bit.
    "No" He was told (by Jason "Ramming Speed!" Plato) it has to be as it came
    out of the showroom.
    Showroom??
    A car like that??
    Gimme a break son!

    Dave
     
    Big Dave, Oct 24, 2005
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    Dan White Guest

    These things are *always* bollocks.

    WTF is the point of pitting a factory made sub £10k bike against a >£50k
    supercar? Stick a bike up against a Scooby or some twat in a souped up Nova,
    and show it in a real world comparison.
     
    Dan White, Oct 24, 2005
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    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    I think the point is that last time they did that the Ducati beat the
    Lamborghini and being a car program they wanted to make sure that this
    wouldn't happen again.

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    Dr Zoidberg, Oct 25, 2005
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    flash Guest

    If you want real world comparisons, how about doing it when its raining or
    icy? Or start the clock running before the biker has got his gear on? Or
    first to cover 300 miles without a fuel stop?
     
    flash, Oct 25, 2005
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    John Smith Guest

    In FHM this month they test a ferrari against various cars including a
    souped up go-kart that does 175mph, and a thing called "the bug" that
    only has three wheels. Also there were souped up scoobies and various
    "boy racer cars" with nitrous and ridiculous amounts of BHP. 90% of the
    cars entered beat the "bog standard" ferrari. However... put them
    against an equally tuned bike and it would have been a different story.
    The cars were tested in an all out straight line race where a bike would
    have made less than 3 seconds on the 0-60 thrashing the pants off
    everything in sight.

    Sadly since I've only just passed my bike test it will be a couple of
    years before I get a fast bike :-(

    Mind you... on the 2nd day of my DAS my instructor told me to "blow away
    the twat in the Seat LEON" on the dual carriage way which I did with
    ease on an ER-5!

    Wicked!
     
    John Smith, Oct 25, 2005
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    MikeH Guest

    That should be part of the test.

    "Now Mr Smith - I'd like you to show up all the cars in front, stoppie
    at the next of lights, then make a half-doughnut and come back here."
     
    MikeH, Oct 25, 2005
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    John Smith Guest

    LOL... well it's a fond memory I have. It was part of our "overtaking
    maneuvers" bit of the day, and it was a quick acceleration up to 80mph
    and then back in and back to 70mph.. wasn't really a "race the car till
    the next turn off". But the acceleration on even an ER-5 is quite
    awesome when you've been driving cars! (oops probably shouldn't mention
    the C word here should I ;-)
     
    John Smith, Oct 25, 2005
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    dwb Guest

    *ding* WTF really cares which is faster...
     
    dwb, Oct 25, 2005
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  12. Exactly it is an argument with no possible hope of a definative answer.
    Which is why as an issue it will never go away.
     
    danny_deever2000, Oct 25, 2005
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    B.G. Finlay Guest

    CT () wrote:
    : You may be right, but I can't recall many bike vs car tests
    : where the bike has won. They're generally very close but if bends
    : are involved then the car can put so much traction down it's a
    : non-contest.

    F1 and MotoGP both used the Istanbul track for the first time this
    season. The F1 pole time was 1:26.797 and MotoGP was 1:52.334 over a
    3.34 mile circuit. That's a hell of a gap.

    Blair
    '03 1150GS
    '97 CBR600
     
    B.G. Finlay, Oct 25, 2005
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  14. ....but then at brands the Boss cars are not much quicker than standard
    production road bikes. It all depends what car and what bike you choose.
     
    danny_deever2000, Oct 25, 2005
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    DR Guest

    Istanbul was designed, first and foremost, as a F1 circuit to suit F1
    requirements. Anything else is a bonus.
     
    DR, Oct 25, 2005
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    In the 'real world' anyone with a clue leaves their bike at home when
    it's raining or icy so how about only doing it on nice sunny days or
    on a congested motorway and have it first to 450 miles including
    stops?
     
    Andy Bonwick, Oct 29, 2005
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    My car does nearly 450 miles on a tank.
     
    Ben Blaney, Oct 31, 2005
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    Zanziba Guest

    Mine does more, even around town. (1.9d) Nah nah nahnah. Bike only does
    about 130.
     
    Zanziba, Oct 31, 2005
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