Captain Birdseye Down

Fish fingers would never have been so successful:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/19/nbirdseye119.xml

 

nbirdseye119.xml

This:

"had been living at the actors’ retirement home"

has tickled me pink.

Harrrrrrrr.

 

Pip wrote:
[snip]

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/uk.rec.motorcycles/msg/a52b229d25830e57

 

why?

http://www.eabf.org.uk/brinhse.htm

 

Just the though of a bunch of old luvvies in a retirement home. It's a
ready-made sitcom.

 

I thought that was "The Bill"

 

"he smells of wee but his dick is covered in shit Matron"

 

See? We have a catchphrase already.

 

On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:39:35 +0000, Pip

No need to panic, his replacement just arrived from Australia

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1310065,00.html

 

Fish fingers, anyone?

 

**** me, you posted that the day before he was reported dead. Either
you're inhumanly perceptive ... or there's been skullduggery down at
the Retired Actors Home. That'll be S01 E02, iwt.

 

Nah, but there's a Round The Horne joke waiting for you.

 

Is 86 the new three score years and ten?

 

Inflation, innit.

 

I saw it on the Beeb website, probably a short time before I posted
about it!

 

Not at all. You can surrender the tax disc for the remaining, and probably
avoid paying inheritance tax on the proceeds.

 

It was in Metro earlier this week.

Seems a bit redundant to accuse Pip of being ginger though.

 

I concur - but on the basis that a surplus vehicle is easier to
dispose of if already taxed and tested I'd advise Gyp to get the old
feller to slap a ticket on it too. Just in case, like.