Cannot start bike

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Clive, Jan 12, 2010.

  1. Clive

    . Guest

     
    ., Jan 22, 2010
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  2. No tantrum. Just good advice.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 22, 2010
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  3. Is the OP in SC? I rather doubt it.
    How does the dirt get past the dirt and dust seal?
    Possibly, yes, if the shoes are really, really, badly worn and some dork
    has re-positioned the operating arm on the splines to take up the last
    bit of adjustment. I've seen this.
    No, one mustn't. It just isn't necessary. If it's moving freely, it
    doesn't need lubing.

    Do you *ever* work on motorcycles yourself? If so, I dion't see how they
    function afterwards.
    No, there aren't.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 22, 2010
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  4. This is KrustyUS. He's *always* wrong.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 22, 2010
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  5. Clive

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    I'm finding it hard to take someone who uses the user name .
    seriously. Care to give me a reason why I should do?
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jan 22, 2010
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  6. Clive

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Anyone who constantly changes their posting name to try and make
    themselves visible *has* to be a ****. He's not alone in using this
    technique to avoid killfiles but it's been proven time and time again
    that everyone who does it is worthless and should take a long hard
    look at why they have to do it. Other obvious ones are Anthony Brandy
    and Des so it's case proven as far as I'm concerned.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jan 22, 2010
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    boots Guest

    Mega Ding.
     
    boots, Jan 22, 2010
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    ian field Guest


    Seems to be mostly the carbs with a plunger operated choke jet that don't
    like choke and throttle at the same time.

    The one's with a choke flap or butterfly seem less fussy.
     
    ian field, Jan 22, 2010
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    Pete Fisher Guest

    Indeed. Though until you have tried to coax a tuned big single in to
    life on a cold day, with a sub-optimal battery, you don't really know
    the true meaning of fussy. With FOAD Keihin twin smooth bores fitted you
    get adept at leaving the starter jet plunger off, and catching it on the
    throttle if it ever decides to fire. A softer plug can work wonders
    though.

    In any case I see the OP has effectively performed the ritual usually
    required to start a Nordwest that has been standing for a while. Perhaps
    the technique works on smaller fry.


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    Pete Fisher, Jan 22, 2010
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    ian field Guest

    Its really dodgy when the brake cam tops out between the brake shoes - it
    wedges between the shoes and locks the wheel solid.

    In times of great desperation I've been known to cut a couple of squares out
    of sheet steel and weld them to the heels of the brake shoes.
     
    ian field, Jan 22, 2010
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  11. Clive

    ian field Guest

    ISTR Hush Puppy brushes being brass - which transfers onto the insulator
    nose *MUCH* worse than a steel wire brush.

    I've successfully cleaned badly fouled plugs with caustic soda in an
    ultrasonic cleaner (about £30 - £40 in Maplin).

    Wait for the oil slick to float to the top, then wait a little longer for
    the oil to break down into a nasty looking dark grey emulsion - then the
    plug should be ready to rinse and dry.
     
    ian field, Jan 22, 2010
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  12. Clive

    . Guest

    WTF does *that* have to do with anything?
    Hey! You're not as stupid as you look, yannow?
    They run veddy, veddy well, thenkyou.
     
    ., Jan 23, 2010
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  13. Clive

    . Guest

    You'll get used to me. TOG is my sponsor here. He's been inviting me
    to join ukrm for years and has wrecked two other newsgroups to get all
    the Canuckistanis and Septics over here, so get used to us.
     
    ., Jan 23, 2010
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  14. Clive

    . Guest

    This *is* Cuntsville, UK, isn't it?
     
    ., Jan 23, 2010
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  15. Clive

    . Guest

    Say! Could you tell a few more stories about pikey bodges you've done
    so TOG will follow *you* are Usenet, instead of me?
     
    ., Jan 23, 2010
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    petrolcan Guest

    Just don't try further than 53 feet.
     
    petrolcan, Jan 23, 2010
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    Sean_Q_ Guest

    That's curious considering he's the subject of a famous song:

    All I want is a proper cup of coffee
    Made in a proper copper coffee pot
    I may be off my dot <------------------(note reference)
    But I want a cup of coffee from a proper coffee pot

    SQ
     
    Sean_Q_, Jan 23, 2010
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  18. Clive

    Sean_Q_ Guest

    I thought a Septic was an ancient Greek philosopher.

    SQ
     
    Sean_Q_, Jan 23, 2010
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    crn Guest

    So tell us, O wise one - How the **** did you weld alluminium to steel?
    I call bullshit.
     
    crn, Jan 23, 2010
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    S'mee Guest

    Oh look a lesser troll! I thought those little things flew to
    antartica for the winter...shame t'ain't open season yet. And my how
    he swings his tiny...<squints> never mind it's built like ken.
     
    S'mee, Jan 23, 2010
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