Can I DFV?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by AndrewR, Dec 4, 2003.

  1. AndrewR

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Des Coughlan
    What do you think I think Des? What do you suspect I know?
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 5, 2003
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    darsy Guest

    darsy, Dec 5, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

    Why then did you suggest he didn't understand a word you used?
     
    deadmail, Dec 5, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

    I want to join one of their rides... and overtake plus break speed
    limits.

    I think it would be quite fun if a small group of people behaved badly
    around them either after 'officially' joining the ride or if we could
    somehow gatecrash their ride out.

    I've come across a large bunch of bikes headed by someone in a fluro
    jacket this summer all going a little slower than the speedlimit.
    Fucking knobbers. Wonder if it was this lot?
     
    deadmail, Dec 5, 2003
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    You're a poor judge of character.
     
    Ben Blaney, Dec 5, 2003
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    Though I don't meet the age requirements, I quite fancy doing the above.
    On my CD200.
    Let's do it.
     
    Ben Blaney, Dec 5, 2003
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Des Coughlan
    Very good! Bit disappointing not to get a *chortle* or a *snigger*
    though.

    Maybe you *do* deserve better. OK, here's what I really think. I think
    you went off on one and made a hasty post which actually made next to no
    sense (remember, not just to me).

    You subsequently realised this, but instead of doing what most people
    would do, that is to put your hands up and move on, you go into
    Des-mode. You suddenly "lose interest" in the subject, imply that you're
    getting stoned. You twist, turn and generally do anything, absolutely
    *anything* rather than actually explain yourself, or admit you've been a
    bit of a ****.

    That's what I think.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 5, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

    We've got to find someone old enough to join though to find out when
    their rideouts are.

    Any takers?
     
    deadmail, Dec 5, 2003
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    Mmm. Who could it be?
     
    Ben Blaney, Dec 5, 2003
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    Owen Guest

    Which Windy would approve of...
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    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Dec 5, 2003
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    Ginge Guest

    Aren't you 41 yet?
     
    Ginge, Dec 5, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

     
    deadmail, Dec 5, 2003
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    eric the brave, Dec 5, 2003
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    PDannyD Guest

    Mostly coz I can't be arsed but here's a manual one fer ya.
    Am I right in thinking the sigsep is 'dash dash space'?

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    BOTASEF#1
    "Now, which of you is going to be a splendid fellow and go down to the
    Rolls for the rest of the wine?"
    http://mysite.freeserve.com/Withnail_And_I/Withnail.htm
     
    PDannyD, Dec 5, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    said....
    I came across approx 30 Gold Wing Owners Club types out on a run one
    day, I was riding my SOB CB250RS. I got a filthy look from the pack
    leader, as I passed them at about 70mph. Twat, I swear he wasn't doing
    above 45mph and holding everyone up.
     
    Lozzo, Dec 5, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    Ben Blaney said....
    Oh, ****, go on then. You lot pay any fees though, I aint paying to join
    a bunch of cunts.
     
    Lozzo, Dec 5, 2003
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  17. <waves finger sternly>

    You irresponsible hooligan!

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 6, 2003
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  18. wrote
    Is this true? An opportunity to demonstrate that age can be useful? A
    chance at last to perform some little task that will gain me approval of
    the group?

    Nah bollocks to it I can't be arsed. Besides, I don't want to be
    associated in any way with some bunch of goody goody lets all obey the
    rules because we are old and responsible bloody wrinklies.
     
    steve auvache, Dec 6, 2003
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    Verdigris Guest

    Is that all? You haven't worn well.
     
    Verdigris, Dec 6, 2003
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    Verdigris Guest

    No man may lay claim to being in the slightest degree cultured who is not
    familiar with that, the finest episode of South Park ever.

    <bows head for a moments reverent silence.>
     
    Verdigris, Dec 6, 2003
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