Camping people - kit advice?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Fr Jack, May 22, 2005.

  1. Fr Jack

    darsy Guest

    you're fat, bald, have a gay beard, and speak with a rediculously fey
    northern accent, and generally look like you're a refugee from a
    homosexual S&M club. I can't remember if you actually have one, but you
    look like the sort who'd wear a black leather waistcoat.
     
    darsy, May 23, 2005
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  2. Fr Jack

    Lady Nina Guest

    'It's just Bear'. Well I for one will no longer be excusing his
    behaviour based on that flimsy criteria.
    When I'm on my family holiday with my kids I do.
     
    Lady Nina, May 23, 2005
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  3. Fr Jack

    darsy Guest

    I didn't say it was an excuse. There's no excuse for Bear. He's a bit
    like bad weather.
    probably a mistake considering camping as an option then, IME.
     
    darsy, May 23, 2005
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  4. Fr Jack

    Ben Blaney Guest

    This is the worst crime of all, if you ask me.

    One word: Judge.
     
    Ben Blaney, May 23, 2005
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  5. Fr Jack

    darsy Guest

    *ding*

    Just about the only item of clothing gayer than a leather waistcoat is
    a leather/pvc peaked cap.
     
    darsy, May 23, 2005
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  6. Fr Jack

    Lady Nina Guest

    We'll be fine, we have a yurt.
     
    Lady Nina, May 23, 2005
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  7. Fr Jack

    darsy Guest

    my objection to camping is really the mud, lack of decent clean
    toilets, lack of amenities, lack of a bar, screaming children, having
    to be civil to the sort of people who like camping etc.

    Give me a private air-conditioned apartment in an interesting European
    city, or a luxury villa with a private pool any day. Which is what
    we're doing this year, funnily enough.
     
    darsy, May 23, 2005
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  8. Fr Jack

    Krusty Guest

    I don't know who it is, but it's been damn entertaining reading this
    thread! It reminds me of the arguments that always seemed to accompany
    camping holidays when I was a kid. I'm amazed nobody's mentioned
    popcorn yet though.
     
    Krusty, May 23, 2005
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  9. Fr Jack

    Krusty Guest

    I like the cut of your jib. I shall mostly be here in a few weeks -
    http://www.holiday-rentals.com/index.cfm/property/5907.cfm and neither
    Bear nor LN are invited!
     
    Krusty, May 23, 2005
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  10. Fr Jack

    simonk Guest

    No death threats though, which was a shame
     
    simonk, May 23, 2005
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  11. Fr Jack

    Krusty Guest

    "Was"? Is it all over then? I was looking forward to today's episode :-(
     
    Krusty, May 23, 2005
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  12. Fr Jack

    darsyx Guest

    it is pretty amusing, even though I've no idea[1] what set LN and Matt
    off in the first place. FFS, Bear's a big old fluffy bunny these days
    compared to a few years back.

    [1] though I have 1/2 an idea that it's something that's spilled over
    from that stupid two-eggs newsgroup.
     
    darsyx, May 23, 2005
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  13. Fr Jack

    darsyx Guest

    looks nice. We've got 3 nights in an apartment in Barcelona followed by
    10 nights in a villa-with-a-pool between Valencia and Alicante.
     
    darsyx, May 23, 2005
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  14. Fr Jack

    Krusty Guest

    "Between Valencia and Alicante" - that'll be Benidorm then ;-)
     
    Krusty, May 23, 2005
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  15. Fr Jack

    Krusty Guest

    "No problem".
     
    Krusty, May 23, 2005
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  16. Fr Jack

    darsyx Guest

    I think you misunderstand - I don't think Fr.Jack is actually gay. He
    just comes across as camp. This is, of course, my perception (though
    clearly not just mine), but the reason I perceive it is the semiotics
    of Fr.Jack's appearance and manner.
    Are you addressing this comment at me[1]? Because I'mdefinitely not
    "frightened of my own nature" and my persona, whilst admitedly
    syncretic, is not affected. I am like I am because of my experiences.

    [1] this seems more likely than the alternative which would be that
    you're suggesting Fr.Jack is intentionally projecting a gay persona.
     
    darsyx, May 23, 2005
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  17. Fr Jack

    darsyx Guest

    heh - no.

    Near Denia.
     
    darsyx, May 23, 2005
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  18. Fr Jack

    Alex Ferrier Guest

    Big nose.

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    Alex
    BMW R1150GS
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    http://www.team-ukrm.co.uk
    Windy's "little soldier"
     
    Alex Ferrier, May 23, 2005
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  19. Fr Jack

    simonk Guest

    I've no idea. I only noticed it this morning when I saw the Blane's
    congratulatory post. Anyway, last time I went camping it was in
    temperatures normally found on the antarctic peninsula. It's pretty shit
    whichever way you look at it
     
    simonk, May 23, 2005
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  20. Fr Jack

    Ben Blaney Guest

    And indeed "camping with UKRM"
    Exactly.

    Camping makes electrical devices "challenging" to use. And who can
    say that they can live without their toaster, hi-fi, television, and -
    for the wannabe-nerds around here - computer?
    I'm vaguely thinking of buying a place in Thailand. Can get a wicked
    place for about 40 grand.[0] I just don't have time to go out there
    and look.

    [0] http://www.thaiproperty.com/sales.htm
     
    Ben Blaney, May 23, 2005
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