Camera up the botty

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by BORG, Jun 28, 2005.

  1. BORG

    gomez Guest

    I have had one up my willy. Pissing bloody razor blades for days
    afterwards. Had one down my oesphagus. Very uncomfortable (I will go
    for the general anaesthetic next time, if they can catch me).
     
    gomez, Jun 29, 2005
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    BORG Guest


    Well your deff going to get a pic then seeing as you're enjoying it so
    much :)



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    For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to
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    BORG, Jun 29, 2005
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  3. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Wicked Uncle Nigel amazed us all with this pearl
    of wisdom:
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    Whinging Courier, Jun 29, 2005
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    BGN Guest

    <sigh> And there was me being all subtle and helpful.
     
    BGN, Jun 29, 2005
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  5. I think a few here have had it done. How painful is it ?

    Been there, done that .... it was OK while I thought they were using a
    micro-camera on a flexible tube, but this was broken so they had to use
    a 35mm SLR!!!!!

    Seriously, it's not too bad ... you just feel like you really, really
    need to take a crap while it's up there .... make sure they let you see
    what the camera sees ... it's interesting in a bizarre sort of way.

    In one way it's good as it will confirm whether or not you could be gay
    :)
     
    Elric of Melnibone, Imryrr, Jun 29, 2005
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    prawn Guest

    Ewwww. On the plus side, I've discovered there's a ROT13 plug-in for
    Thunderbird.
     
    prawn, Jun 29, 2005
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    BORG Guest


    I think not wanting to suck another mans cock proves that to me quite
    well enough. That and the fact I don't want to wear one piece
    leathers.



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    BORG, Jun 29, 2005
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    Krusty Guest

    That's a tough break, having such a procedure at your age[1].

    [1] I presume you're maybe ten or eleven judging by your use of
    multiple exclamation marks[2].

    [2] !!!!![3]

    [3] Just in case they're needed.
     
    Krusty, Jun 29, 2005
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    prawn Guest

    Silly things to pass the time when in a casualty bed #1

    Swap the thermometers marked A and O around[1].

    [1] *After* your temperature has been taken.
     
    prawn, Jun 29, 2005
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    BORG Guest


    they don't have them any more it's all electrickery through the ear



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    BORG, Jun 29, 2005
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    gomez Guest

    That might explaing my sore willy as it was about half an inch across.
     
    gomez, Jun 29, 2005
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    prawn Guest

    What a pity. Been a while since I've been in casualty, mind.
     
    prawn, Jun 29, 2005
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    BGN Guest

    That was very positive of you.
     
    BGN, Jun 29, 2005
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  14. <dark voice>

    It can be arranged.....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 30, 2005
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