Camera up the botty

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by BORG, Jun 28, 2005.

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    BORG Guest

    Might be going for this in 2 weeks :( Seems a finger up the arse isn't
    good enough to check for piles now so it might be a Kodak moment.

    I think a few here have had it done. How painful is it ?



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    joe parkin Guest

    You will only be in agonising pain for a few hours.
     
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    Richard A Guest

    Camera's o.k. the tripod's the painful bit.
     
    Richard A, Jun 28, 2005
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    sorby Guest

    Be sure to ask the photographer to override or tape down the pop-up flash.

    If he's any good he'll know to use shitter-priority.

    p.s. Do you know what size your aperture is? If you're unlucky they might
    go medium-format - the removal of which will make the tripod-retraction feel
    relatively pain-free.
     
    sorby, Jun 28, 2005
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  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, BORG
    Tell them they're not piles, they're vocal chords.

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  6. Very if you don't relax
     
    steve robinson, Jun 28, 2005
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    JB Guest

    Probably pretty grim. Take yer own lube of choice just in case.

    (oh, and by the way....strictly ***NO*** jpegs thanks)

    JB
     
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    BGN Guest

    Just *relax* and it'll be fine.

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    gehfg zr.

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    BGN, Jun 28, 2005
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    Mo Childs Guest

    It's not painful at all as you'll be sedated, what I found much worse
    was the laxative you have to take before, I guess it affects people
    differently because others I've talked to went to work after taking it.
    I didn't dare be more than a few feet away from the porcelain palace.
     
    Mo Childs, Jun 28, 2005
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    sorby Guest

    Aha - BOT13 - I'd recognise it anywhere.
     
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    BORG Guest


    So a bit fat skunk smoke before then and a few valium.



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    BORG Guest

    cool ta



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    BORG Guest


    LOL , ok. I got the ones of my gut cam if you want to see them ?



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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Urgh. No mpegs, either.
     
    Pip Luscher, Jun 28, 2005
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    JB Guest

    <shudder>


    JB
     
    JB, Jun 28, 2005
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    JB Guest

    ^^
    Several!

    JB
     
    JB, Jun 28, 2005
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  17. Gif! Gif!
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 28, 2005
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    Steve Parry Guest

    The Older Gentleman fumbled, fiddled and fingered:
    <retch>

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    elyob Guest

    Practice makes perfect ...
     
    elyob, Jun 29, 2005
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    Dave Guest

    Well that's killed the thread and NO fucking mistake.
     
    Dave, Jun 29, 2005
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