Calling the ukrm underground railway

dwb proposed

Yes you have, just a slight delay as I was nowhere near a computer once
I sent off the original message.

 

It would be in the car if it's on Saturday...

I'm still not sure what I'm doing over the next few days (ex is moving out)
so potentially if Dan L can be more commited he might be a better [1]bet
than I to offload the stuff on to.

Oi Dan, how commited can you be?


[1] I wrote bitter orgiinally

 

dwb proposed

Ouch, bad time to come into Ox by car though. Though doesn't have to be
Saturday, could be tomorrow night too.

Fair call, I see what he has to say. If it ain't working this weekend,
maybe next week and you can pass it on in the pixie direction some time.

--
pt

 

You appear to have snipped the bit that may have been a clue in the
original post, here you are I'll save Bear the bother

Bear Said:

There's loads of signs in hospitals now telling visitors not to come
in if they've got the lurgi, why would it be any different for staff?

 

Boots Blakeley wrote:

OIC. Haven't been to a hospital for ages.

 

Unfortunately I've recently become more aquatinted than I wish with
A&E and fracture clinics.

 

Boots Blakeley wrote:

Nothing serious I hope.

 

Fractured knee and potential cruciate ligament[1] damage for my
daughter, broken rib[2] for me. Followed a week later by my father
collapsing with a suspected heart attack.[3]

[1] Have to wait until plaster's off to fully evaluate.
[2] Thought it was healing but having stopped the pain killers I am no
longer so sure.
[3] Now diagnosed as too much gardening, although he's still in pain
and a bit grey.

 

You bastard. It was you responsible for the FT500? You utter, utter
****.

 

OK, I speak wiv marketing dept, dey say it OK to give few hints.

First, we risten to compraints 'bout "Prastic Crotch Rocket" from people
on here. Gurus rike dat "RT" broke.

So we found pile of old H1 frames in basement, we gonna use dem. Suzuki
/ Kawasaki tie up pay off big time here. No prastic. May be some prywood
for streamrining.

We rook at 10 pot radial disk for front, buy dat not rearry trick
enough.

We going for octuple reading shoe drum brake! How 'bout dat den? It take
team of five engineer three day to set up, but dat OK, it not need doing
'til 4000 mile service.

Shaft-drive, obviousry.

Six cyrinder, 'cos dat what you want (see up ^^^ dere).

Liquid sodium cooring. Bit of **** to change coorant, but it not need
doing 'til 2000 mile service. Unress radiator dissolve first. But we
fink we work dat out before rerease. Probry. Anyway, dat way we make
radiator small, rike what you want up ^^^ dere.

We make wheel from depreted Uranium for straight rine stabirity.

24v Erectrical system, so you can bump start off truck OK, no probrem.

I may be able to say more rater, hope dis got honourable warret
twitching.

 

Hmm I read that this morning and it wasn't funny, however, I've just
got back from the pub and popped open my first tinny to chase the
draught beer and it's quite amusing.

 

On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 23:41:05 GMT, "platypus"

schnipp

Heh, you silly bugger...

 

Bear says...

A secondary air filter, to catch stray ZX-9Rs.

 

Boots Blakeley says...

This is why I won't cut the grass, but I did supply Pip and Elly with a
lovely lawn-mower.

 

I need to do mine, but I guess it can await spring.

 

I should be committed

And twisted, don't forget twisted.

I think I possibly might be going, but am not too sure, just yet, IYSWIM.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Ah. How's the rib?

 

I am trying to avoid laughing, sneezing or coughing, apart from that
once the Tramadol has worn off I still rather wish I hadn't done it.

 

True, I've had my mother nagging me as well. It was bloody years
before she stopped nagging about my last injury causing prang ~1977.
So I guess I'll be getting earache for another while yet.

I asked Emily if she'd get back on a bike. "Don't be stupid, and I am
still getting one of my own". I am both worried and pleased IYSWIM.

 

Bear proposed

you plonk, you've been e-mailing me on my gmail account for the last
few month.