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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Veggie Dave, Feb 2, 2005.

  1. Veggie Dave

    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Bear says...
     
    petrolcan, Feb 5, 2005
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  2. Veggie Dave

    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as platypus says...
    Do not talk to me about shit, I've had enough of it this week to last a
    lifetime(1)

    (1)And I've dealt with plenty
     
    petrolcan, Feb 5, 2005
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  3. Veggie Dave

    Veggie Dave Guest

    Having read the other replies, I feel robbed of a perfectly good
    experience

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    Veggie Dave
    UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08
    IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com
    Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk
    Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me
     
    Veggie Dave, Feb 5, 2005
  4. Veggie Dave

    Veggie Dave Guest

    Ah, but my brain works, and he's ginger. I rest my case

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    Veggie Dave
    UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08
    IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com
    Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk
    Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me
     
    Veggie Dave, Feb 5, 2005
  5. Veggie Dave

    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Bear says...
    Bit of both really.
    I do, and you may see me at the end of this month, if plans work out.
    I've washed since.

    Imagine a man, lets call him Bob.

    Bob goes to bed at 11pm on a regular basis. Imagine Bob gets checked
    upon every 20mins to ensure he's fast asleep, imagine you checked on
    Bob 10mins ago but hear a noise upstairs, imagine opening the bedroom
    door to find Bob squatting, imagine walking into the bedroom and
    steeping on something soft, imagine turning on the light to realise
    what the soft thing is you stepped upon, imagine then looking around
    and seeing 'stuff' on the walls & bedding & doors and the fucking
    ceiling!!

    If you have grasped all of that... now imagine a man that not only does
    all of the above whilst wanking and self extracting...

    ...he rushes you for a hug!!

    Now, that's SHIT.

    My motto: "You haven't lived until you've washed shit off the ceiling"
     
    petrolcan, Feb 5, 2005
  6. Veggie Dave

    Lozzo Guest

    Veggie Dave says...
    I wouldn't describe it as good, the pain feels like it's coming back
    when I think in depth about it.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 5, 2005
  7. Veggie Dave

    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Veggie Dave says...
    If you were in the same situation you would have been prevented too.
     
    petrolcan, Feb 5, 2005
  8. John Otway. Cool!

    No sign of Wild Willie Barratt though.
     
    Lemmiwinks, The Gerbil King, Feb 5, 2005
  9. Post archived for the next time I feel like whinging to myself about how
    dull my job is. "Dull" has it's benefits, it seems.
     
    Lemmiwinks, The Gerbil King, Feb 5, 2005
  10. Veggie Dave

    Tim Guest

    I know some people that can do the first part just by crossing the road.
     
    Tim, Feb 5, 2005
  11. Veggie Dave

    Tim Guest

    In message <>, petrolcan
    errrrmmm ....

    a) you crapped
    b) you threw-up
    c) some dolt didn't use enough gel on the pads

    all 3 happen, you cannot do too much about the first two.
     
    Tim, Feb 5, 2005
  12. Veggie Dave

    Cab Guest

    Veggie Dave bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along
    the lines of:
    I'm actually tempted by some of the Spanish rallies. Apparently they're
    not too bad. I just need to find one. Carmichael, where are you!!
    <G>
     
    Cab, Feb 5, 2005
  13. I think the funniest thing about that episode was after he'd been
    X-rayed and checked and, to the amazement of all in the hospital, found
    to be totally unscathed apart from the bruises, he was solemnly warned
    to abstain from alcohol for the next 24 hours.

    A few miles away, the assembled ukrm-ers were just sitting down to their
    first course and the bottles were being uncorked. You could see from
    Ginge's face that this was one piece of medical advice he wasn't going
    to obey.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Feb 5, 2005
  14. That's be the patients in this case, not the paddles.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Feb 5, 2005
  15. Veggie Dave

    Veggie Dave Guest

    I never remember the pain ... thankfully

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    Veggie Dave
    UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08
    IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com
    Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk
    Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me
     
    Veggie Dave, Feb 5, 2005
  16. Veggie Dave

    Lozzo Guest

    Bear says...
     
    Lozzo, Feb 5, 2005
  17. Veggie Dave

    sweller Guest

    Personal Protective Equipment.
     
    sweller, Feb 5, 2005
  18. Veggie Dave

    Ginge Guest

    I was warned in French, if it had been really important they'd have told
    me in a proper language.. :)
    As I recall, I didn't drink anything alcoholic that night, or until the
    next afternoon. Close enough I reckon.
     
    Ginge, Feb 5, 2005
  19. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember petrolcan
    Oh, narsty.

    You need some PPE, iwt.

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    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Feb 5, 2005
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    Verdigris Guest

     
    Verdigris, Feb 5, 2005
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