Cagiva Beats Suzuki...

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Dott.Ing.HatzOlah®, Jul 7, 2003.

  1. Don't u mean Cagiva uses Suzuki ? 900cc V Twin and all

    CDIHL
     
    Dott.Ing.HatzOlah®, Jul 7, 2003
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  2. ....in the race to create the cheesiest decal ever to appear on a motorcycle.

    Back in the day, an RGV's ducktail would proclaim it to be a REAL SPRINTER.
    Around the same time, a GSX-R1100's GSX-R decal carried the subtitle HYPER
    ENDURANCER...

    Pretty tragic, but "it was the 80's...".

    I just walked past a Cagiva Gran Canyon parked on campus. The Gran Canyon
    decal on the ducktail also carries the words POWERFUL EMOTIONS. Wtf is their
    excuse?
     
    Intact Kneeslider, Jul 7, 2003
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  3. Surely you've heard Burnies tales of woe about his Raptor???

    "Powerful emotions" indeed...

    big (Maybe 'Gus shoulda got some of those decals for his Ducati ;-)
     
    Iain Chalmers, Jul 7, 2003
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  4. The Gran Canyon decal on the ducktail also carries the words POWERFUL EMOTIONS. Wtf is their excuse?its the only thing powerful about the bike?
     
    Biggus The Greatest, Jul 7, 2003
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    Intact Kneeslider, Jul 7, 2003
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  6. Dott.Ing.HatzOlah®

    alx Guest

    gee, I always thought it read

    "Real Sphincter Slingshot"
     
    alx, Jul 7, 2003
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  7. Gran Canyon - Ducati 2-valve aircooled engine.
    Navigator, Gran Canyon's successor - Suzuki 1000cc 8-valve liquid-cooled
    engine, and, by all reports, the only part of the bike which doesn't
    spontaneously disassemble while on the move...

    Suzuki don't make a 900cc v-twin... not that you'd be expected to know any
    of this, of course...
     
    Intact Kneeslider, Jul 7, 2003
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  8. And on the arse of the CBR250RR's reads "Super Response Quarter"

    Aaron
    ZX6R
     
    Aaron & Kylie, Jul 7, 2003
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  9. Dott.Ing.HatzOlah®

    Mike.S Guest

    another dive into www.engrish.com perhaps?

    Mike.S
     
    Mike.S, Jul 7, 2003
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  10. Dott.Ing.HatzOlah®

    Vulture Guest

    Actually, it's 996cc!
    Simon
     
    Vulture, Jul 8, 2003
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