Caesar's Bath

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Zebee Johnstone, Apr 23, 2005.

  1. Via a blog (http://oracknows.blogspot.com/) I find:

    Behold, the Caesars Bath meme! List five things that people in your
    circle of friends or peer group are wild about, but you cant really
    understand the fuss over. To use the words of Caesar (from History of
    the World Part I), Nice. Nice. Not thrilling . . . but nice.

    My first one is obvious.

    1) Across the frame 4s. I can see the attraction of the top end, and
    the smoothness, but only intellectually. The joy seems to whoosh right
    past me, never making contact.

    THe second one perhaps not as obvious, but still

    2) Going nuts over racing. Can't see the point about obsessing over
    highly paid blokes covered in advertising going around in circles. To
    me, racing is only interesting when I'm doing it.

    3) Rallying. I have enjoyed the odd rally, but mostly small ones where
    people were actually talking rather than getting pissed as parrots as
    quickly as possible. If I want to drink like a fish, I would rather do
    it somewhere warm, comfortable, and with flush toilets.

    4) racerep clothing. I can't see the point in wearing other people's
    advertising when you aren't getting paid for it[1], and I don't understand
    why you'd pay extra to have someone else's signature artwork on your
    bonce. If I'm going to wear artwork on my bike kit, I want it to
    identify me, not someone who can ride so much bloody better than I can.

    5) Stella Artois. I dunno that this is relevant to my bike peergroup,
    but the bods are work seem to be into it. Is thin beer with a foreign
    name any better than the local rubbish?


    Zebee
    - who also dislikes 16 bloody bolts to get the Guzzi sump off, but
    doesn't know anyone who thinks it's a good idea.

    [1] I don't like how it's hard to get good wetgear that doesn't have
    reflective manufacturer names all over it. All hail Spidi, the top
    class pants I have from them are properly circumspect in the logo
    department. Can't say the same about Tiger Angel.
     
    Zebee Johnstone, Apr 23, 2005
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  2. Zebee Johnstone

    julian Guest

    how about East German 2 strokes ?
    or Horizonatlly oposed side valve twins made in China?
    or 350 singles made in India?
    or computers running Linux ?
    M
     
    julian, Apr 23, 2005
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  3. In aus.motorcycles on Sat, 23 Apr 2005 12:24:40 +1000

    Exactly.

    So what are your 5 then?

    Zebee
     
    Zebee Johnstone, Apr 23, 2005
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  4. Zebee Johnstone

    Boxer Guest

    1. Texting on mobile phones.

    2. Rugby League.(Union & Rules). Soccer is real football.

    3. Korean cars.

    4. Sushi.

    5. Grass (weed, reefer etc). and smoking in general.

    Boxer
     
    Boxer, Apr 23, 2005
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  5. Zebee Johnstone

    Boxer Guest

    How about along the frame 4s? K series BMW's.

    or Boxer 4's (Gold wing),

    Boxer
     
    Boxer, Apr 23, 2005
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  6. Zebee Johnstone

    smack Guest

    you found IK's blog?
     
    smack, Apr 23, 2005
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