Bwahaaahaaa! All your smoke are belong to me!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 2, 2005.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    TS250 is go.

    MOTd, taxed, and buzzing.

    Smoke? Oh yes. It smokes.

    What a hoot.

    <gets map out>

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 2, 2005
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    Does it stop? It never used to.
    CIHAGM?
    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
    |_\_____/_| ..78868.../...19540.../..30836.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
    '^' RBR Clues: 29 Pts: 485 Miles: 1967
     
    Salad Dodger, Sep 2, 2005
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
    Well, details man details. It only does about 70, how much can it hurt?
    But of course.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 2, 2005
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    muddy Guest

    Quit melting the icebergs.
     
    muddy, Sep 2, 2005
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, muddy
    <aims exhaust at New Orleans>

    <ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding>

    Take that! And THAT! Be free, my CO2 molecules!

    <riiiiing-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding>

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 2, 2005
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    muddy Guest

    heh

    I hear Bush wants to give New Orleans back to the French and let them
    deal with it.
     
    muddy, Sep 2, 2005
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    PDannyD Guest

    On Friday 02 September 2005 21:46, Wicked Uncle
    Nigel() wrote in message
    I needed a chuckle, thanks. :)
     
    PDannyD, Sep 2, 2005
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    From memory, the CO2 is the least of the problem.

    It's the CxxxHxxxOxxxxx molecules you have to look out for.

    Lumpy, they are.
    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
    |_\_____/_| ..78868.../...19540.../..30836.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
    '^' RBR Clues: 29 Pts: 485 Miles: 1967
     
    Salad Dodger, Sep 2, 2005
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
    <Coff, gasp, coff>

    What?

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 2, 2005
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    mb Guest

    I'm doing my bit, I'm consuming some C2H5OH molecules.
     
    mb, Sep 2, 2005
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    Point of order, Mr. E. You didn't buy the *smoky* one, did you?

    Not man enough, or summat, iirc.
    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
    |_\_____/_| ..78868.../...19540.../..30836.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
    '^' RBR Clues: 29 Pts: 485 Miles: 1967
     
    Salad Dodger, Sep 2, 2005
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
    Well it's pretty bloody smoky when it's cold. It's quite amusing that
    you don't get *anyone* following you.
    Quite so, quite so. A man has to know, and all that.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 2, 2005
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    muddy Guest

    *snort*
     
    muddy, Sep 2, 2005
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    muddy Guest

    I think I passed a few a little while ago.
     
    muddy, Sep 2, 2005
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    Neil Guest

    GOOD.

    Here's to two strokes and their inherently effiecient engines. Pushrods?
    Cams? AHAHA.

    You lucky get. Next time, I'm going to try and get a GT750, JUST for the
    smoke.

    Neil
     
    Neil, Sep 2, 2005
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    Neil Guest

    Careful now.. You'd have something in common with.. Ach STOP POSTING NEIL!!

    Neil
     
    Neil, Sep 2, 2005
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    ogden Guest

    Was chatting to a dude at work today who's acquired an RG500 engine
    and MV Agusta F4 (sans engine). Now he's trying to work out to take
    2 and 2 and make something special.

    If he manages it, special it will be.
     
    ogden, Sep 2, 2005
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    Neil Guest

    Understatement..

    Neil
     
    Neil, Sep 2, 2005
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    Big Dave Guest

    ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding ?

    Hey!
    That'd make a great ring-tone for your mobile phone!!!!
    :^D

    I'll get me coat....
    :^(

    Dave
     
    Big Dave, Sep 3, 2005
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    sweller Guest

    Smoke? Call that smoke? I have an MZ ES Trophy.

    Game over.
     
    sweller, Sep 3, 2005
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