.... the Pope isn't really dying, he's just going to go and bring Terri Schiavo back! -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat.
It'll be somewhat ironic should he end up in a coma considering a Vatican cardinal -allegedly- called letting her a die a murderous act.
Could be an April Fool. The BBC news page says he's the Gravelly Hill pope and I know that Birmingham doesn't have its own holy father.
Couldn't possibly be. Early tweny-first-century Western society is so terrified of death, that no news organisation would ever risk making a joke about it. Plus, Catholics are such a bunch of humourless, bigoted fuckers with their heads so far up their arses that they can eat food a second time as it's coming down their throats, that any such joke would result in worldwide 'boycotts' and fatwas from the Christian fascist cunts.
Now, that sounds like you are advocating the death penalty for anyone found guilty of being a Catholic. Hmm... how can I put this? YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE! -- Cheers! Fr Jack 96 Tiger. FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM skype: fr.jack (without the dot)
**** it, why be subtle? I may whip over for the Chimay trip, a day earlier - Bastille Day. Wonder if I can arrange for a truckload of display standard fireworks to find their way into his hovel and spontaneously detonate? Who'd know? Plenty much flash bangery going on in any case! While I'm at it, there's a friterie in Étain that I need to firebomb. -- Cheers! Fr Jack 96 Tiger. FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM skype: fr.jack (without the dot)
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear I really, really, *really* hope he's not going to try to blame the infamous "Puke In The Bath" incident on some dodgy mayonnaise... -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
More to do with the disappearance of his wallet containing cash, bank cards and driving licence that turned up about 24hrs later after being discovered in a postbox. Minus the cash, naturally. And as he'd already cancelled the bank cards.. -- Lesley CBR600FW SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster) BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12 BONY#54P BOB#18 Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally
He left his wallet at the counter, realised he didn't have it with him and everyone who was there when we left denied they had seen it. Would you want to try? -- Lesley CBR600FW SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster) BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12 BONY#54P BOB#18 Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally
