Bush's 4th Quarter plan.

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by BJayKana, Jan 11, 2007.

  1. BJayKana

    BJayKana Guest

    Here's a redneck football meta-4. about the Presidents ‘‘newly and
    brilliantly'' discovered plan for Iraq.

    <>Coach Parcells has coached the game for the first 3 quarters, with
    using only 6 defensive players.
    Through out the game, the fans, the assistant coaches, Jerry Jones, and
    all sportscasters, have voiced their concerns, but Parcells maintains
    even though the Cowboys are loosing the game, ''I am the head coach and
    am sticking to my game plan.''
    But, eventually Parcells realizes he's loosing all respect as Head
    Coach.
    So, he takes a time out and comes up with a unique plan!
    He takes his time, in fact he uses all his remaining''timeouts'', and
    with all seriousness, makes a decision that he believes will win the
    ball game, even though it is late in the 4th quarter, and the score is
    really lop sided.
    His new plan is, of all things, is to play 11 defensive players. (wow,
    what a plan)
    Parcells cannot understand why everybody is not excited about his new
    strategy. His new brilliantly thought out game strategy, in about 2
    minutes.
    Everybody wants to know, why Parcells didn't play the 11 defensive
    backs, of which is regulation, in the first quarter, the start of the
    game.
    Except for Parcells,everyone else knew from the beginning that playing
    all the defensive payers was the only thing to do, if; ‘‘In order to
    have any chance to win’’.

    Our President fits this meta-4 to a tee, to me.

    B. Jay Kana--
    NETexas
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    Have a Dandy Day--
     
    BJayKana, Jan 11, 2007
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    Calgary Guest

    In Canada we play with 12 players on either side of the ball, so does
    that mean your President's new game plan is tailored for US
    consumption only?


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    24 hours in a day
    &
    24 beer in a case

    Coincidence?

    I think not
     
    Calgary, Jan 12, 2007
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    BryanUT Guest

    <little voice>Step away from the keyboard. </little voice>
     
    BryanUT, Jan 12, 2007
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  4. BJayKana

    Calgary Guest

    Our balls are bigger up here too, but you probably didn't want to hear
    that. <g>


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    24 hours in a day
    &
    24 beer in a case

    Coincidence?

    I think not
     
    Calgary, Jan 12, 2007
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  5. BJayKana

    BJayKana Guest

    (Calgary)
    On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:11:03 -0600, (BJayKana) wrote:
    Our President fits this meta-4 to a tee, to me.
    In Canada we play with 12 players on either side of the ball, so does
    that mean your President's new game plan is tailored for US consumption
    only?




    HAIL' yeah.
    I dont remember reading about no Kanadians being killed over there, in
    this poorly coached So called War? You?

    B. Jay Kana--
    NETexas
    03Valk-&-98 Magna
    Have a Dandy Day--
     
    BJayKana, Jan 12, 2007
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  6. BJayKana

    BJayKana Guest

    (Calgary) On Thu, 11 Jan 2007
    20:20:45 -0700, "





    On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:11:03 -0600,







    (BJayKana) wrote:
    Our President fits this meta-4 to a tee, to me.


    Calgary said to Bjay:
    In Canada we play with 12 players on either side of the ball, so does
    that mean your President's new game plan is tailored for US consumption
    only?


    BryanUT said:
    <little voice>Step away from the keyboard. </little voice>


    Calgary comes back with this stuff:
    Our balls are bigger up here too, but you probably didn't want to hear
    that. <g>





    Yall's Balls are probably swelled up, cause yall dont git' to ride as
    much, as we Texas fellers, ya' reckon, good buddy?

    B. Jay Kana--
    NETexas
    03Valk-&-98 Magna
    Have a Dandy Day--
     
    BJayKana, Jan 12, 2007
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  7. BJayKana

    BJayKana Guest

    Our President fits this meta-4 to a tee, to me. (I said earlier) <g>


    PeeS; I liked the way I threw in the Golf term ''tee''. (above) perty'
    good huh?

    Hey there,Calgary, ya' sho' can't play golf with them oversized Canadian
    Balls, Bub!
    Of course ya'll's way of playing FB, and if yall played Golf with them
    big balls, I believe I'll stick to the good ol' USA way, on both sports!
    --B. Jay Kana--
    NETexas
    03Valk-&-98 Magna
    Have a Dandy Day--
     
    BJayKana, Jan 12, 2007
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  8. BJayKana

    Calgary Guest

    Ever hear of Afghanistan?


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    24 hours in a day
    &
    24 beer in a case

    Coincidence?

    I think not
     
    Calgary, Jan 12, 2007
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  9. BJayKana

    Calgary Guest

    Unfortunately there have been many more brave Canadian men and women
    lost while fighting in Afghanistan than just in that friendly fire
    incident.

    A very moving tribute video was made by one of their fellow soldiers.
    If you care to meet those brave men and women take a look.
    http://members.shaw.ca/gcaswell/CFTrib640x480.wmv


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    24 hours in a day
    &
    24 beer in a case

    Coincidence?

    I think not
     
    Calgary, Jan 12, 2007
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  10. BJayKana

    BJayKana Guest

    (Calgary)



    (BJayKana) wrote:

    HAIL' yeah.
    I dont remember reading about no Kanadians being killed over there, in
    this poorly coached So called War? You?




    Calgary mumbled:
    Ever hear of Afghanistan?





    I'm listening---?

    B. Jay Kana--
    NETexas
    03Valk-&-98 Magna
    Have a Dandy Day--
     
    BJayKana, Jan 12, 2007
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  11. BJayKana

    BJayKana Guest


    Bjay: ''if you picked up some other news sources the Fox you might have
    learned that our soldiers killed several Canadian soldiers in a friendly
    fire incident.   It took place in Afghanistan in 2002 I think.





    MorganKane:
    Unfortunately there have been many more brave Canadian men and women
    lost while fighting in Afghanistan than just in that friendly fire
    incident.
    A very moving tribute video was made by one of their fellow soldiers. If
    you care to meet those brave men and women take a look.
    http://members.shaw.ca/gcaswell/CFTrib640x480.wmv




    Don, you know my well written and very humorous Cowboy Football Meta4,
    was done in reference to the ‘‘pitiful ordeal’’ in Iraq, and
    Bush's last effort to save his ass, as far as his legacy, is concerned.
    Therefore,answering your question, when I said; ''I dont remember
    reading about no Kanadians being killed in over there'', you knew
    ''where'' I meant, surely you did.
    Don,down here in the good old USA, my man, we are very, very concerned
    about the Iraqi disaster, started by Bush, and concerned that he wants
    to continue it,by sending more USA Soldiers to fight in the middle of a
    civil war.
    It's been 4 years,and over 3000 Americans killed!
    Most of us think that's enough, no more, no more money.
    Down here, we voted in enough Democrats to try to deter Bush,& maybe
    bring him to his good senses, and to possibly bring our young people
    home.
    You take care of them swelled up balls, you hear? (chuckle)

    B. Jay Kana--
    NETexas
    03Valk-&-98 Magna
    Have a Dandy Day--
     
    BJayKana, Jan 12, 2007
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  12. BJayKana

    Calgary Guest

    The pain and suffering caused by these wars crosses many borders.
    You're right, there are times we need to remember the brave souls lost
    and the friends and family they leave behind.


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    24 hours in a day
    &
    24 beer in a case

    Coincidence?

    I think not
     
    Calgary, Jan 13, 2007
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  13. BJayKana

    Brian Walker Guest

    Ever hear of Antartica?

    It has as much to do with Iraq as Afghanistan does....
     
    Brian Walker, Jan 14, 2007
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  14. BJayKana

    Brian Walker Guest

    Even being a sophisticated and well edumecated city dude like me, I
    understood what you meant....up until here.

    Bringing our troops home and abandoning Iraq is just stupid at this
    point. I was listening to all the politicians telling people how we
    needed to have Iraq start taking responsibility and take care of their
    own problems. Has everyone forgotten what took place to get us into
    this situation? Let's back track. Not ONE single Iraqi in that country
    asked us to invade and overthrow the Iraq government. Not one! We had a
    bunch of pussies who were from that country living here and saying for
    us to go over there, but if you notice, those pussies are still here.

    Telling the Iraqis to take responsibility for themselves at this stage
    is like someone driving a bulldozer through your house and then backing
    it up and telling you to take responsibility for the mess laying in
    your property and clean it up....
     
    Brian Walker, Jan 14, 2007
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  15. BJayKana

    BJayKana Guest


    Brian said:
    ''Bajy,Bringing our troops home and abandoning Iraq is just stupid at
    this point. I was listening to all the politicians telling people how we
    needed to have Iraq start taking responsibility and take care of their
    own problems. Has everyone forgotten what took place to get us into this
    situation? Let's back track. Not ONE single Iraqi in that country asked
    us to invade and overthrow the Iraq government. Not one! We had a bunch
    of pussies who were from that country living here and saying for us to
    go over there, but if you notice, those pussies are still here.
    Telling the Iraqis to take responsibility for themselves at this stage
    is like someone driving a bulldozer through your house and then backing
    it up and telling you to take responsibility for the mess laying in your
    property and clean it up....
    (brian)



    I really like your meta4 in your last paragraph.
    Made me thank', you've got a point, there buddy.
    But, Bush and his people say, there are over a 100,000 Iraqis in
    Uniform.
    The few ordinary citizens demostrated they were glad Bush invaded them
    and tore down the big Statue,and later fund Saddam in a hole, and stuff.
    At one time, in the Gulf War, they were suppose to be Bad Asses, as far
    as an Army, remember?
    So, most Americans want to get our Military out, by end of summer. Let
    =them= whup' some ass on their own.
    I think they know, we'll help um' rebuild their buildings. but they
    gotta get off their sandy asses and open all those USA ''furnished''
    cans of ''whup ass'', and pour it on those insurging cowards, in, my
    'O'.

    B. Jay Kana--
    NETexas
    03Valk-&-98 Magna
    Have a Dandy Day--
     
    BJayKana, Jan 15, 2007
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