Burgled

DangerScouse was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Thanks for the info, the cars are actually now immobilised. Let's just
say that they'll be rather uncooperative now even with a key...

 

What, you?

Put your name on the log book, I'd have thought.

If you're utterly stuck for transport, gissa call.

 

Nigel Eaton was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Hehe.

 

The Older Gentleman was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Yersh, but for some reason at least one of the cages refuses to _not_
run.

Cheers, mucho appreciated. Might have to do that depending on how long
the Pan's gone.

 

Linger was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Payment in beers then. I think I need them...

 

FFS Timo, do you ever have any good luck?

I feel for you though, having been burgled myself I know it's not nice.

Mind you, you wouldn't want me backing a horse for you. I only ever bet
on the National at work - last year I got the horse that was put down,
this year mine was nobbled at the first fence.

 

OK. Well, the Benly's always available. Possibly the Ducati, unless I
decide to take it to France for the ukrm run.

 

How is this any different from usual, then?

 

Timo Geusch <> spouted the following in

And a safe to keep your keys in.

 

About to tour iirc, I'll ask Neil next time I see him.

 

On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 07:23:03 +0100, Timo Geusch

OK, now I'm starting to understand the association of your name with
bad luck

Have a look around, they often just take the keys and chuck them
apparently, last time I was burgled the keys were found in my pond
when it was drained.

 

Champ was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Something like that might be in the realm of possibility, yes.

 

The Older Gentleman was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Cheers. I'll try to make do with the Tube this week (sorry Paul)...

 

SteveH was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

At least one of them usually starts...

 

Ian was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Now that may be a bit harsh...

 

Lady Nina was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

You don't know half of it...

Well, I checked the neighbours' front gardens but nothing looking like
the bits and pieces that are missing turned up. Was probably worth a
try, though.

 

Andy Hewitt was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Not very often, no.

It's more the aggro that goes with it, not the burglary itself that
annoys me. Like changing the locks all over the place, having to
change all the locks on the cars etc...

.... and getting a friggin' safe.

 

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Why did they do it eh? They know that you're going to have to wake them up
to get in (unless of course you can break in), which is going to disturb
them and all that... so why do it? Dunno. Ditto mine not locking up
tighter than a gnat's chuff (at least that's what they thought) if we were
all at home by the time they went to bed.

The strangest thing was that they never asked me how I managed to get in.
Frankly were it my house and one of the household could break in with such
alarming regularity and leaving no signs of entry I'd want to know where the
insecurity lay. That said I am quite glad they never asked because if
they'd found out about my easy way in Dad would have done something about it
and I'd have had to go for plan B, which involved clambering onto the rear
porch and removing the bathroom window louvres. Removing the louvres would
have been peasier than a peasy thing but clambering about in the dark whilst
drunk might not have been so clever... which makes me think that I'd
probably have pretended that it was the bathroom window approach that I'd
been taking all along... hmmm... naaa... Dad's no dummy, he'd probably
figured out exactly how I was making my entrance, and he'd probably figured
it out quicker than I did (I am my father's son as they say).

So did your lot ever ask you how you were getting in?

Now that I'm in my mid 30s, and both sets of folks (divorced / remarried
etc) live a couple of hours drive away having parents is a great laugh, but
IKWYM.